View Poll Results: Is the Bible literal of not?

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  • Yes, spilling even grass seed is bad

    6 13.04%
  • No, aside from God birthin Jesus without need for the nasty, it's broad lessons and such

    40 86.96%
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    The Bible: literal or no?

    Can I eat shellfish?

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    Well, taken literally, it's bullshit, so your only hope is to take it figuratively.

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    Of course it's literal. Dude, I create matter all the time. The laws of science? Don't listen to them.
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    What has science ever done for anybody, anyhow?

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    The second is the joke option, right? The virgin birth was probably a translation mistake. Ironic, isn't it?
    There are no wrong threats, only wrong answers. (Strategy game truism)

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    if all of the events in the bible could actually happen, what would the world be like?

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    Why do people insist on referring to miracles as something that has to be a super natural occurance? The word comes from wonder and that is just something which inspires awe. If God is perfect and made the world/universe/natural laws, then why would he feel the need step in personally?

    Stop being gay everyone.

    I think a better pole would be:

    Which is more correcter?

    1. Bible
    2. Koran
    3. Torah
    4. Gitas
    5. Other, please explain

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    5) None, as all religious works are more or less equally incorrect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
    5) None, as all religious works are more or less equally incorrect.
    No sir, it is you who are incorrect.

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    Please elaborate.

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