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    The Official make your M.A. into a -tan thread (manga style artists wanted)

    The -tan phenomenom (derived from a cute, dimunitive suffix in japanese) basically means turning everyday objects into adorable anime girls that somehow thematically combine the characteristics of that object. The most famous example but by no means the only one is the operating system-tans(OS-tans).

    Your task is to turn your M.A. into a -tan, by words or pictures.*

    Ready? LETS BEGIN DE GOZAIMASU

    BJJ-tan
    Wears a traditional (but heavy duty!) kimono, but her latin american features betray her ancestry. She is rather arrogant, but that's because she's the best at what she does. When threatened, the sleeves and ends of her kimono extend and tie up her enemies.*this entry needs more...just more*

    _ing _un-tan:
    The most stereotypically asian of the bunch, she is a little girl in a traditional chinese outfit with hair buns held together by chopsticks. She is always holding a melting popsicle that is dripping all over her hands ("sticky hands").












    *grappling-sex jokes, leet speak, mentioning ashida kim and other bullshido cliches are obviously frowned upon, and I will edit them out of your posts, to be replaced by gay porn. You have been warned.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    I reckon replace the nature of BJJ with Muay Thai, I reckon more people reckon 'its the best'. Maybe take a page out of that article you posted and change their boob size according to amount of 'aliveness' associated with it :P

    Karate-tan: hmmm...get back to me on it, nless someone can think of one first. Maybe have her with schizophrenia, have 'one side' representing the bullshido (GKR and kin) and the other representing KK and all. Multi personalities ahoy!

    Also: we need a personification of gong sau.

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    Wingchun-tan would have huge nerd glasses, a pony tail, black sweatpants, an anime tshirt, and acne. And would be pigeon-toed.

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    No reason she couldn't have all of those things AND be like my description.


    "The only important elements in any society
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    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

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    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Escrima-tan is an adorable dog girl (or girl wearing a dog suit) (DOG BROTHERS, GET IT, HUR HURRR). When her special attack activates, she waves her sticks in increasingly blurry geometric patterns, they light up (w/ light trails), and a diagram of the sephiroth itself appears, accompanied by jungle drum music.

    CMON YOU FUCKERS LETS GET MOVING


    "The only important elements in any society
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    This is only revealing your true nature as a tentacled anime sex freak, trying to draw your own martial-arts themed hentai where you rape young girls starring as (what else) a tentacled sex freak.
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehogey
    No reason she couldn't have all of those things AND be like my description.
    I see the only diff being race. WC-tan shouldn't be Asian, but Asianophile.

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    Judo-tan --

    A small, androgynous older Japanese person wears a bright blue gi and randomly trips, reaps, throws or pins people, followed by a too polite "sumimasen, shitsurei shimasu," and a too-formal bow.

    Kenjutsu-tan --

    A comically fat samurai and his adorably cute otter travel the countryside performing tameshigiri on random ninja.

    what? It's the best I could come up with.
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    The -tan phenomenom (derived from a cute, dimunitive suffix in japanese) basically means turning everyday objects into adorable anime girls that somehow thematically combine the characteristics of that object.
    I mean, they fit, but please, read the rules of the contest before you send in the entry form. Void where prohibited. Get your parents permissions. Many will enter, few will win.

    I see the only diff being race. WC-tan shouldn't be Asian, but Asianophile.
    I was hoping to save the asiaphile thing for Silat-tan, but that works too.

    Speaking of which:

    Silat-tan:
    This -tan wears a pith hat and the khakis associated with british and dutch imperialism exploration. Over her shorts, she wears a sarong. Strap sandals or barefoot. In one hand, she clutches a piece of exoticist literature...The Enigma of Japanese power, Memoirs of a Geisha, A Lonely Planet guide, etc.
    In the other hand, a kris. It is quite clearly too new to be as ancient as she claims it to be. Barely visible are molding lines running along the sides of the blade. It is possibly plastic.
    Green eyes, ponytail, long, pointy fingernails. She is winking.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Seriously, this thread creeps me out. I don't know why I'm still looking at it. It's a trainwreck and I can't stop staring at the flames.
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone

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