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    Hebrew Kabbalah-Do-ka? lol

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    More of a Talmud and Mishnah-do ka. Kabbalah.... well, that's more in the realm for such learned scholars as Maddona and Guy Ritchie
    Last edited by UrbanArmory; 11/09/2005 1:23am at .

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    According to the guy who told me the link to that site, the ski mask guy is wearing the mask because he doesn't want his face on the Internet.

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    Yes, low impact cardio was probably part of Jesus' cross-training.

    Get it?

    CROSS TRAINING!!

    Oh **** it, it's too early...

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    CROSS TRAINING!!
    Well, Im sure at least your mum finds you funny :P But fear not, Ive heard worse. (Like how one of the benefits of lethal injections as an execution method is that the possible future crims will get the 'point' of what will happen to them, and how the electric chair is a rather 'shocking' experience)

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    I find this offensive and I'm not even Jewish!
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanArmory
    It makes my Jewish heart break, as Yeshua is absolutly NOT the Hebrew name of Jesus. It's YeHOshua- "Yeshua" is a colloquial contraction in Aramaic. As Yehoshua translates to Joshua, Christians are essentially calling Jesus "Josh"- and not in Hebrew.

    In short, I have little faith in Josh-do.

    (9 to 10 it's dressed up, low contact fitness kickboxing, but obviously it's impossible to say at this point. However, anyone who is so stupid as to neglect to adequately research their already dumbass concept of a name deserves ridicule.)
    The proper translation lacks gravity.

    I mean, could you possibly take any Christian missionary saying "Rejoice in the love of Josh" halfway seriously?

    But then again, such things are bound to happen when they're translated from the original Hebrew to Aramaic to Greek and so on and so forth.

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    Oh, trust me, dude- the King James has so many translation mistakes, it is absurd. Try searching about it.

    Despite that, I wonder if Josh-do contains moves that involve learning how to sacrifice yourself to redeem a nation. However, you could only practice that kata once...

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    Translators of the Bible were obviously not under any divine inspiration that guided them from making mistakes.

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