Posted On:4/12/2003 1:03am
Strong the chi is in this one. Yes.... hmmmm. Touch the board, does he not, yet still break it does.
Timmy's Yellow Bamboo cross-training is really starting to pay off.
Ok, Fred. Next class, we're going to work on getting rid of that wicked "haymaker" habit you've got there. I think it's time. After all, you are a blue belt. Oh, and we might throw in some advanced concepts, like not leaving yourself wide-the-fu(#-open.
Bills, bills, bills. Hmmmm... If only there were some way to get the students to fork over more cash. Hmmmm... the students.... Yes... the yellow belts, orange belts, and green belts...
...the purple belts and the... teal (turquoise?) belts. There HAS to be a way... Let me think about this while I eat my M&M's. (Special credit goes to Matzahbal for this one.)
Edited by - rashomon on April 12 2003 01:06:20
Posted On:4/12/2003 1:25am
Ok. Let's see, now.... Prepare aaand &lt; OOOF! &gt; (too late)
Three days later, Chu runs off to join the circus.
Now, THAT'S the way to use the hoop!
Ok. Time for belly shots!! :)
Posted On:4/12/2003 1:28am
Ok. After looking through their photo gallery, I have come to the conclusion that this school is probably GREAT...
...if you want to learn how to break boards... but only one board at a time. Let's not go crazy.
Ok... It's late (2:30am). I think I've caused enough havoc for the night. :)
Posted On:4/12/2003 1:36am
Style: Submission Wrestling.
lmao @ ALL THOSE PICS AND EVERYTHING RASHOMN...
btw how is your grappling training going?
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Posted On:4/12/2003 6:14am
Rashomon that's great!!! hhahha more
ok i just noticed the hand on the inner thigh, and Arnold has got his other hand around her, BARF!!!
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Posted On:4/12/2003 6:32am
Style: Shou Shu
What... the HELL... is THAT?! Good God, orange gi (or dobak, I guess)? My graduation gown was orange, for crying out loud! The Class of 2000 looked like a procession of friggin' safety cones walking out into the arena!
My skill with a sword is formidable. My skill with the s-word is flat-out lethal.
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Posted On:4/12/2003 10:26am
Style: Buffalo Wing Chun
Roshomon, did you also notice that the guys behind the guy throwing the haymaker are doing the exact same thing? That's actually a technique they teach... Hopefully the number of physical asaults that include the attacker only throwing one punch and then just stand there with his arm out stay at the all time high they are at.
"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"
Posted On:4/12/2003 7:46pm
Style: WC, etc.
[In best hillbilly voice]
Siiiggnn me up maw!
Posted On:4/12/2003 8:24pm
JKD Chick, challenge her and lets see how she responds! Let's expose this bitch as a fraud like Anthony exposed Ashida Kim!
You can't make a man by standing a sheep on its hindlegs but if you get a group of men together you can create a herd of sheep.
Posted On:4/13/2003 5:52am
Style: SECRET DEADLY
JKD chick before you challange her think, her ki knowledge is so strong she could attach it to an email and next thing you know you are wearing a lime green gi and jumping through hula hoops.....beware.
p.s. didn't she own the bar on the show MASH?
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