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    I'd call the cops and get you for animal cruelty, but seeing those glowing green eyes and fangs, I see your dog was gamma-irradiated like in the Hulk movie. I wanna see the pic where he bit the **** out of your forearm.

    BTW, my old TKD instructor had a bunch of dog-fighting techniques he swore were invincible. He claimed he learned them from his Grandad who was a firefighter. Apparently they'd go into burning buildings and have to fight pooches protecting the flaming property all the time. People would run and forget the canines in the panic of the fire. He swore up and down it worked on big dogs, and that he had beat up his cousin's huge dog with it, but I doubted it. Now that I think about it, I'm gonna call him and ask him and report the moves back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad credit
    I'd call the cops and get you for animal cruelty
    Are you for real?

  3. #13

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    You haven't shown us your takedowns. How do you seionage a collie? Also, quite obviously single a double leg takedowns won't work. You have to go for teh triple and quad-leg takedownz!!!!111!

  4. #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris
    I'm surprised he tolerated that. I suppose I would've saved myself a lot of pain had I gotten a dog instead of cats. when you try that mess on felines, pain ensues.
    You don't want to grappl3 a cat.

    You can safely dim mak a cat though as it has 9 lives. PWNED!

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    10th level Superlesson Grandmaster

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm surprised JKDChick hasn't chimed in yet.

    I taught our first cat catjitsu. I can wrestle him anytime and not get scratched up. It's amusing watching him takedown the other cat with technique learned from me. I usually get woken up about 3am hearing the second cat getting slammed, with a painful "rar' escaping his lips.
    Who, for Pete’s sake! Is opposing science? In fact, we want MORE science by CRITICALLY ANALIZING the evidence-Connie Morris, Kansas State BOE (bolding and underlining part of original quote, red is my emphasis)


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  6. #16

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    Quote Originally Posted by grond
    Not to mention you got about a pound of hair on you at the end. I'd call it a draw.
    Yes, the first rule of dog grappling is to never wear black!

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    I won't fight cats without big thick winter gloves on, preferrably ones that have the long wrist collar. Or at least while I'm wearing a long sleeved sweater. Claws R t3h d34d1y!

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    That's outstanding. My sappy retorts...

    Do these moves work equally well in collar and no-collar situations?

    What are you waiting for, call TRS and start marketing these "filthy doghouse tactics!"

    Is that whatcha call Grrrrrr-acie Ju Jitsu? If so, does the dog go "Huff! Huff!" father than "Ruff! Ruff!"?

    Is that dog trained in iron paw?

    Were the dog's techniques developed at the Howlin' Temple, to repel the Mongrel Hordes?

    Didn't that dog compete in K-9? Or was it UFC (Ultimutt Fighting Champ-pee-on-ships)?

    You should call Walt Disney Productions and see if they'll put your dog in one of those "Bud" dog/athlete movies -- "Budo Bud -- MMA (Mutt Martial Arts")
    Last edited by G.R. Bug; 11/08/2005 9:24pm at .

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    I hate to break this to you whiteshark, but your dog has created incredibly obscene photoshopped versions of these pictures and posted them all over the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animosimony
    I hate to break this to you whiteshark, but your dog has created incredibly obscene photoshopped versions of these pictures and posted them all over the internet.
    Ohhh Crap! That SOB!

    :qleft4: :qright1:

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