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    ULTIMATE Dog Defense!! (T3h Gr@ppl3)

    Some people thnk I took a hiatus from Bullshido because I wasn't training. This is only partly true... I wasn't training in Shidokan because I was developing my radical new STR33T defenses vs Dogs! I will reveal my system for the first time on BULLSHIDO!!!1 Prepare to be rocked...

    Let's start with some simple takedowns.


    Dogs are really squirmy so you'll want to establish a solid control position.


    Note the modified Rear Naked Choke, Dogs are always naked but their necks require some adjustment.


    Some people will tell you GnP is the only way to defeat a dog but I wouldn't recommend this position note how much freedom my deadly Dog opponent has.


    This is a much safer striking position on a Feral beast, elbows, FOR THE WIN!!!1


    more to come...

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    Here I've transfered to a back mount neck crank, despite what you've heard about a dogs flexibility they are easily defeated with this technique.


    Here is one of the most effictive Anti-Dog techniques, the Canine Kimura!!!11


    Here is a close up of that Canine Kimura showing the special angles you need to completely submit a rabid dog.




    Only scroll down if you are ready for T3h D34dliest Anti-Dog technique of all time!!!111





























    Use this only as a last resort for it is a definate fight ender!




    Thanks and keeps these techniques to our Bullshido Family! OSSU
    Last edited by WhiteShark; 11/07/2005 8:16pm at .

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    HAHA! His pupjitsu is strong.

    The funniest part of this whole series has to be the fact that someone actually took those pictures for you.

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    Waddya call that last one? THe 'Tyson'?

    Now lets see you try it vs multiple opponents!!!

    My pick: dingo pack by dismemberment..
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."

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    Awesome whiteshark!

    I love the "Canine Kimura", but my dog seems a bit annoyed.

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    I wanna know who's taking the pictures without blur from laughing so hard. That's one steady hand.

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    Awesome!

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    these moves are too d3adl3y
    Last edited by Darkpaladin; 11/08/2005 12:10am at .

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    I'm only telling you this because I've begun to care about the poeple on Bullshido.net.You need a to get laid by a human.

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    Why not try a body triangle for the RNC to get a more secure hold of the dog?

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