Bullshido Wikipedia Delegate
Posted On:11/11/2005 5:59pm
Style: Krav / (Kick)Boxing / BJJ
Mr. T invented his own cooking appliance called the "T-inator": the world's fastest and most powerful tea brewing device in history. However, a failed ad campaign that attempted to turn the phrase "pity the fool" into another way of saying "give them tea" condemned the device to failure.
At its inaugural use, the T-inator pitied 15,673 fools in only three hours.
Posted On:11/11/2005 10:26pm
Style: AMAI TKD
All months used to have 32 days, but Vin Diesel demanded a sacrifice from each month. February refused to comply, so Vin Diesel fucked the month up for good by making it the worst month ever.
Vin Diesel was on pace to win the 1994 World Series, but the lockout stopped him. He played every position, and was the only batter on his team, The Dieselin' Dashers. MLB allowed this because he hit only homeruns, and there was no need for another batter. His bat was hand crafted by Apollo, made from the skulls of Samurai who committed seppeku out of HONOR in being the bat Vin Diesel would use. He used the tears of sea-nymphs infused with the blood of Dracula for pine tar.
Last edited by Shu2jack; 11/11/2005 10:44pm at .
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Posted On:11/11/2005 11:23pm
Style: Kickboxing/Sub. Grappling
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