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  1. Darkpaladin is offline
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    The r34l Drunken Jiu Jitsu

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    11/03/2005 5:04pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by feedback
    Chuck Norris's one isn't very funny, but the Vin Diesel one is so fucking brilliant I've gone completely blind. FYI I can touch-type.
    Yeah, I'm glad I read the Chuck one first for a giggle...cuz the Vin Diesel one was hilarious.
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    I am a living legend!

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    When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
    Bwahahaahahahaahahaa.
  3. Zendetta is offline

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     Style: MMA, functional JKD

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    I like that one too
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."
  4. lifetime is offline

    Perpetually Punchdrunk

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    The Vin Diesel one is awesome!

    "Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis"

    "Vin Diesel coined the phrase "I could eat a horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence"

    "If you rearrange the letters in "Vin Diesel" it reveals his credo 'I End Lives'"
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone
  5. MEGA JESUS-SAMA is offline
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    **** you math class

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    This reminds me of the other thread exactly like it where I revealed how much of a flamer Chuck Norris actually is.
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    Bullshido Wikipedia Delegate

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    supporting memberhall of fameBullshido Newbie
     Style: Krav / (Kick)Boxing / BJJ

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    My George W Bush quips are on par with all of those.
  7. Darkpaladin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by samurai_steve
    My George W Bush quips are on par with all of those.
    But Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
  8. Method2Madness is offline

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    "Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and **** on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris."

    i love that one
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     Style: BJJ and MMA

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    There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. **** you, team.

    that ones good too.
  10. FictionPimp is offline

    Sexiest Punching Bag Alive

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     Style: BJJ/Judo/Boxing

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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    ok thats my new sig for all my forum memberships
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