Thread: Top 30 facts about Chuck Norris
11/03/2005 4:18pm, #1
Top 30 facts about Chuck Norris
It might get trollshidowned, but it's good for a laugh.
11/03/2005 4:22pm, #2
11/03/2005 4:23pm, #3
11/03/2005 4:25pm, #4
11/03/2005 4:34pm, #5
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
11/03/2005 4:34pm, #6
- Join Date
- Nov 2004
- east coast
"Chuck Norris spent the week tripping on acid with spider monkeys on the coast near St.Bart's. It completely changed his perspective on ****."
11/03/2005 4:35pm, #7Originally Posted by Ronin
11/03/2005 4:38pm, #8
"Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- San Angelo, TX
-My three year old trash talking to me
"Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
-The Honky Tonk Man
"If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
-My Father to me one day
"No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
11/03/2005 4:41pm, #9Originally Posted by Peter H.
11/03/2005 5:01pm, #10
Chuck Norris's one isn't very funny, but the Vin Diesel one is so fucking brilliant I've gone completely blind. FYI I can touch-type.