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    Does anyone like pics of bullsh*t ninjas?

    I do! Here's some goodies:



    Spot the ninja.





    This ninja blows.






    So many ninjas, so little time. It would take forever to make a complete list of ninja fakes. They are popping up all the time, and many seem to be connected to Ashida Kim's Black Dragon crap. Pic are from this site: http://www.blackdragongermany.de/

    Maybe the text on the site has some comedy gold, any Germans want to assist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    Maybe the text on the site has some comedy gold, any Germans want to assist?
    I have to disappoint you - the texts are not very unvoluntarily funny, especially if you remember that they are

    a) ninjas

    and

    b) related with ashida kim

    which is as bullshido as it gets.

    ... sure, they write the usual self-defense crap, but there is nothing especially funny worth mentioning or even translating :ninjafigh

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    But we actually do have some really grade A-guano "Ninja" pages in Germany, here is one for your enjoyment :

    http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-seite.htm
    the text says: close combat center for ninja-streetfighters
    ... sounds awesome, eh ? I bet Ninja-Streetfighters pwn Pirate-Ninjas big time ... but beware of the Pirate-Ninja-Streetfighters...


    they are pakistani ninjas with a real cool photo - page http://www.fsninja.com/ninja.htm
    http://www.scorpien-club.com/shnap-shot02.shtml

    especially their info-page is the desired comedy gold :5opera: http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-Regeln.html

    Wir Trainieren unsere Schüler auf Pakistanische Art und
    lehren sie Kick-Thai-Boxen, Wingh–chung, Wu-shu und Street-Fighter. Das zusammen gesetzt ergibt die Kampfkunst des Ninja.
    We train out students the pakistani way and teach them Thai-Kickboxing, Wing-chung, Wu-shu and Street-Fighter. These combined make the Martial Art of the Ninja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sui generis
    I have to disappoint you - the texts are not very unvoluntarily funny, especially if you remember that they are

    a) ninjas

    and

    b) related with ashida kim

    which is as bullshido as it gets.

    ... sure, they write the usual self-defense crap, but there is nothing especially funny worth mentioning or even translating :ninjafigh
    I dunno. I found the section of the FAQ on the politics between Iga and Koga to be quite funny.

    Here's my rough translation (not literal, just the general meaning):

    "Iga and Koga, as well as their substyles, are in conflict quite often. This is the politicizing of the art. We're learning Kuroi Ryu Ninjitsu, the way of the warriors, and this is a different way, not necessarily a better way. This way is better for us, and positions us completely "outside" the other styles. The style name is therefore completely subordinate (or inferior)."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sui generis

    especially their info-page is the desired comedy gold :5opera: http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-Regeln.html


    We train out students the pakistani way and teach them Thai-Kickboxing, Wing-chung, Wu-shu and Street-Fighter. These combined make the Martial Art of the Ninja.
    Nachdem lesen muß ich weinen.
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    lol yet again more Judo !
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    http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_private/showH.WMV


    These Ninjas have one of those magical nets that causes you to save vs Paralyzation @ -5 ! Ninja magic is creepy ... That net hits the other ninja .. and he just freezes ... its amazing ... I want a magical net ...
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    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
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    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Oh yeah? Well this guy is so ninja he's hiding in his butt:
    "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

    El Guapo says dance!

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    What the **** is that ??? LMFAO .... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That's acually pretty gross !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrfu_Eric
    What the **** is that ??? LMFAO .... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That's acually pretty gross !!!


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