Does anyone like pics of bullsh*t ninjas?

**Virus** · Posted On: 11/19/2005 5:27am

I do! Here's some goodies:

Spot the ninja.

This ninja blows.

So many ninjas, so little time. It would take forever to make a complete list of ninja fakes. They are popping up all the time, and many seem to be connected to Ashida Kim's Black Dragon crap. Pic are from this site: http://www.blackdragongermany.de/

Maybe the text on the site has some comedy gold, any Germans want to assist?

**sui generis** · Posted On: 11/19/2005 6:09am

Originally Posted by Virus

Maybe the text on the site has some comedy gold, any Germans want to assist?

I have to disappoint you - the texts are not very unvoluntarily funny, especially if you remember that they are

a) ninjas

and

b) related with ashida kim

which is as bullshido as it gets.

... sure, they write the usual self-defense crap, but there is nothing especially funny worth mentioning or even translating :ninjafigh

**sui generis** · Posted On: 11/19/2005 6:39am

But we actually do have some really grade A-guano "Ninja" pages in Germany, here is one for your enjoyment :

http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-seite.htm
the text says: close combat center for ninja-streetfighters
... sounds awesome, eh ? I bet Ninja-Streetfighters pwn Pirate-Ninjas big time ... but beware of the Pirate-Ninja-Streetfighters...

they are pakistani ninjas with a real cool photo - page http://www.fsninja.com/ninja.htm
http://www.scorpien-club.com/shnap-shot02.shtml

especially their info-page is the desired comedy gold :5opera: http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-Regeln.html

Wir Trainieren unsere Schüler auf Pakistanische Art und
lehren sie Kick-Thai-Boxen, Wingh–chung, Wu-shu und Street-Fighter. Das zusammen gesetzt ergibt die Kampfkunst des Ninja.

We train out students the pakistani way and teach them Thai-Kickboxing, Wing-chung, Wu-shu and Street-Fighter. These combined make the Martial Art of the Ninja.

**Lane** · Posted On: 11/19/2005 6:41am

Originally Posted by sui generis

I have to disappoint you - the texts are not very unvoluntarily funny, especially if you remember that they are

a) ninjas

and

b) related with ashida kim

which is as bullshido as it gets.

... sure, they write the usual self-defense crap, but there is nothing especially funny worth mentioning or even translating :ninjafigh

I dunno. I found the section of the FAQ on the politics between Iga and Koga to be quite funny.

Here's my rough translation (not literal, just the general meaning):

"Iga and Koga, as well as their substyles, are in conflict quite often. This is the politicizing of the art. We're learning Kuroi Ryu Ninjitsu, the way of the warriors, and this is a different way, not necessarily a better way. This way is better for us, and positions us completely "outside" the other styles. The style name is therefore completely subordinate (or inferior)."

**Lane** · Posted On: 11/19/2005 6:43am

Originally Posted by sui generis

especially their info-page is the desired comedy gold :5opera: http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-Regeln.html

We train out students the pakistani way and teach them Thai-Kickboxing, Wing-chung, Wu-shu and Street-Fighter. These combined make the Martial Art of the Ninja.

Nachdem lesen muß ich weinen.

**sui generis** · Posted On: 11/19/2005 7:03am

Another gem has some really insightful videoclips:

http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/downloadbereich.htm

... just click download, then enjoy ...

personal recommendations:

http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_private/showH.WMV
http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_private/phthc.WMV
http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_priva...er_Ninjato.WMV

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 11/19/2005 10:12am

http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_private/showH.WMV

These Ninjas have one of those magical nets that causes you to save vs Paralyzation @ -5 ! Ninja magic is creepy ... That net hits the other ninja .. and he just freezes ... its amazing ... I want a magical net ...