10/28/2005 12:29am, #1
Photoshop Contest: Do me long and hard
Having recently dug up this picture of myself looking like a complete fucking tool from my academy's site, I want your photoshops or captions. There's no real prize to this, I just like seeing my name in print.
You may also use these team photos of me to make me into the next WTC Tourist. Why I have my hand on the person in front of me's shoulder, only Osama Bin Laden knows.
I do want to avoid the awkwardness and eventual horrible crunching and gnashing of telling my teammates that they are now INTERNET FAMOUS, however, so do avoid photoshopping Daniel Moraes' face into gay porn.
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
10/28/2005 12:50am, #2
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- None, at present
This is a little bit obtuse, but the fact that your hands are behind your back make it look like you're handcuffed.
"Honest, officer, I was just trying to pass the guard. I had NO IDEA this park is a notorious homo pick-up spot."
Okay, "BJJ looks gay" is trite, I admit, but it's fucking 1:55 in the morning. Here's another try:
"Little do they know, the industrial-strength mousse has turned my 'do into a steely nest of spikes, rendering me impervious to RNC!"
Or how 'bout:
"Wait a minute...last thing I remember, I was on the mat and the other guy was trying to triangle me...what time is it, anyway?"
"Did you just call me "Pillowhead?""
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10/28/2005 12:54am, #3
After having been awakened from a long winter's hibernation, "Lodges with Bears" ponders three very important things:
1. "How do I get out of the armlock that I have inadvertently applied to myself?"
2. "Who is that new hottie in the rubber gi?"
3. "What did the instructor mean by referring to me as a 'model/martial artist'?"
10/28/2005 1:00am, #4
10/28/2005 1:55am, #5
10/28/2005 2:02am, #6Originally Posted by Osiris
10/28/2005 6:08am, #7Originally Posted by HedgehogeyOriginally Posted by Kidspatula
10/28/2005 7:58am, #8
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- The Warsaw Ghettos/Gainesville, FL
- Bad KB, Worse MT
God he look slike Aesopian.
Gringo GrandeMMA Record vs Llamas 0-1-0
(The Llama bit my junk but the ref didn't see it).
10/28/2005 8:48am, #9
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
- Goju Kai Karate
Alright, Ive come through with some preliminary goods, nothing too original, and I;m sure we can all appreciate you being arrested by dissproportionately-sized policemen (Ill just put it down to you being small :P )
10/28/2005 8:49am, #10Originally Posted by Gringo GrandeOriginally Posted by HedgehogeyOriginally Posted by Kidspatula