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    My updated calisthenics routine

    At least 60 pushups
    At least 40 situps
    At least 3 squats, holding until my joints say "stobbityabastudyahurtingme"
    Kneeling in place with my hands in the fullnelson position

    Squeezing my stressball like I was holding on to my enemy's larynx.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

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    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    My warmup is 10x harder than that. Are you injured?
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    Not injured. Physically disabled and mentally disabled (CP and manic depression). The mental stuff is the worst.

    But I'm getting back INTO calisthenics. Believe me, I can ordinarily do a lot more pushups than that. They're my specialty.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry_Spastic
    Not injured. Physically disabled and mentally disabled (CP and manic depression). The mental stuff is the worst.

    But I'm getting back INTO calisthenics. Believe me, I can ordinarily do a lot more pushups than that. They're my specialty.
    ah, good work then. I have to take benzo's for anxiety. They prevent me from training for too long at a time
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    I hate calesthenics. I'd much rather lift a weight 5x5 times than to do 60+ pushups. :(

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