Posted On:10/25/2005 8:56am
Style: Using bag as aggro outlet
Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
How big is her penis?
I dunno, but I would guess yours obscures your vision, hanging from your head like that Mega.
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
Posted On:10/25/2005 8:59am
Style: Shi Ja Quan
Posted On:10/25/2005 9:00am
Originally Posted by Lothene
I'm not being a smartarse, but does she find it hard to find clothes that fit?
I dunno. If I was in Melbourne I'd pop in and take her out for a friendly cocktail.
I propose a fight between Titania and all the female members of Bullshido.
Plus the more effeminate male ones (JFS USA, Shumagorath Kungfoolss, Meager, Asia...okay, Asia's not effeminate...)
I live for the day when I can pin or grip HER!
Last edited by Toby Christensen; 10/25/2005 9:17am at .
Posted On:10/25/2005 10:18am
Style: Muay Thai
Great.. another bloody bread thief....
Posted On:10/25/2005 10:33am
Speak for yourself Limey. My ancestors (the Danes) conquered the puny English. We should have made you all into rollemops and washed you down with aqua vitae.
Now go do Lancashire style.
And everybody knows convict transportation to Australia was due to the loss of the American colonies and a blatant attempt to extinguish trade unionism and genocide the Irish. The fact that the poor bloody Aborigines got shafted was incidental.
Last edited by Toby Christensen; 10/25/2005 10:35am at .
Posted On:10/25/2005 10:44am
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Originally Posted by Phrost
You don't need to introduce yourself around here.
Please read the rules:
Worthless Posts: We do not care if you are drunk or high; please do not inform us of either. Please do not register gimmick accounts and make posts as a gimmick, as they are not funny. Please do not post crap asking us to vote for you on some website, give you referrals for free iPods / flatscreens / spare tires, or any other semispam things. Also, please do not start new threads to introduce yourself unless you're a notable figure in the MA community.
Oh please. If half the people on this forum observed this so-called "rule", I suspect at least 50% of all posts (or more) wouldn't be/shouldn't be posted -- or a Moderator would/should delete them... you know, assuming moderators actually moderated, in the typically accepted (web) sense of the word.
Besides, if we removed all the "worthless posts" -- heck, we'd remove a lot of the fun and whimsy... of course, then it's not necessarily "worthless"... but then again, the term worthless is highly subjective. Now I'm just confused.
Posted On:10/25/2005 11:19am
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
The staff gets discression on whether or not something's worthless, usually based on a sliding scale of a member's previous participation around here.
Certain forums are more appropriate for BS than others.
Don't mistake the fact that we're leniant in order to facilitate open discussion for not keeping tabs on things.
Posted On:10/26/2005 12:41am
Style: Goju Kai Karate
Thanks all, I plan on abiding by the rules, since I cant stand all those style supremacists. It would be a paradox me posting an intro thread then, but considering I am " a notable figure in the MA community." I'll let it slide...
notable for what? err...umm...shut up, thats what.
also, nice seeing lots of aussie and melbournites. If i ever feel the need to get squashed between two thighs the size of tree trunks, I'll be sure to ring 'Titania'
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