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  • No, aside from God birthin Jesus without need for the nasty, it's broad lessons and such

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  1. WingChun Lawyer is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    Bring it on monkey boy !!

    My God can kick your God's ass !!
    Dude, I am talking about WIZARDLY magic, not PRIESTLY magic. Damn, got to teach those dwarven warriors everything.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    Dude, I am talking about WIZARDLY magic, not PRIESTLY magic. Damn, got to teach those dwarven warriors everything.
    Heathen.
    My God is omnipotent, know what that means...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    Heathen.
    My God is omnipotent, know what that means...
    Sure do.

    It means your god´s avatar can use all priestly and wizardly spells at will, once per turn, and its magic resistance is around 90%.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    Sure do.

    It means your god´s avatar can use all priestly and wizardly spells at will, once per turn, and its magic resistance is around 90%.
    No wonder you fucktard roleplayers are screwed in the head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    If the bible or ANY religious text was absolutely correct, the world would be a fucking huge roleplaying game, with wizards and priests and warriors and pretty much all character classes other than thieves, which are gay anyway.

    I mean, come on. We have miracles, we have evil wizards, we have angry gods, we have forbidden knowledge, we have demons, we have monsters, we have wars and evil kings...everything is in there.

    Anyone ever read the Mahabharata? Coolest D&D campaign ever written. I´d say Pasupata is at least a 9th level evocation spell.
    that was EXACTLY the response i was fishing for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    No wonder you fucktard roleplayers are screwed in the head.
    You just envy my THACO.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    I LOVE YOU Wing Chun Lawyer.

    If I wasn't morbidly scared of carnivale I'd move to Brazil to play D&D and make fun of fundies with you.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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    Carnival is only dangerous if you are too drunk to recognize a tranny when you see one.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    You just envy my THACO.

    I envy Brasilian buns.
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    Some of it is literal, some of it is figurative and allegory. You know from the original languages and the context. This is hermanutics or better yet exogesis.
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