View Poll Results: Is the Bible literal of not?
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Yes, spilling even grass seed is bad
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No, aside from God birthin Jesus without need for the nasty, it's broad lessons and such
40 86.96%
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If the bible or ANY religious text was absolutely correct, the world would be a fucking huge roleplaying game, with wizards and priests and warriors and pretty much all character classes other than thieves, which are gay anyway.
Originally Posted by danno
I mean, come on. We have miracles, we have evil wizards, we have angry gods, we have forbidden knowledge, we have demons, we have monsters, we have wars and evil kings...everything is in there.
Anyone ever read the Mahabharata? Coolest D&D campaign ever written. I´d say Pasupata is at least a 9th level evocation spell.That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
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10/25/2005 9:25am
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That is fucking awesome WCL. I have used the same argument with Christians meself.
+rep to youWhat am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
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JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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Posted On:
10/25/2005 9:39am
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Sorry, you just have to believe. Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
Everyone needs to check this movie out:
http://www.thegodmovie.com/
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Heh, once you see the bible as a sourcebook it all makes sense. Originally Posted by Angry_Spastic
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
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Because miracles can be one of two things - a supernatural occurence or complete bullshit. I think most people here seem to be voting for the second. Originally Posted by MrMcFu
I'm sorry, I don't speak gibberish. Can you translate this sentence into English?The word comes from wonder and that is just something which inspires awe.
If God can do anything, can He get out of his own RNC?If God is perfect and made the world/universe/natural laws, then why would he feel the need step in personally?
Nice Christian attitude there dude.Stop being gay everyone.
I think you need less Bible study and more English grammar dude.I think a better pole would be:
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The literal meaning of the word literal is "Consisting of, using, or expressed by letters", being the simplest and most obvious definition of the word.
http://www.answers.com/literal&r=67
English doesn't make sense taken literaly. I doubt ancient hebrew was any better. Why should we care where the commas go in a bunch of dead shepards inconsistant folk stories?
Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi. Originally Posted by Stickx
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Shut up or I´ll send a level 5 Creeping Death spell (invocation/evocation, save vs death allowed) your way. Last time it was used it killed all the first born men in Egypt, you canadian smartass. Originally Posted by Ronin
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
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