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  1. Ronin is offline

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    All "bibles" have thier degree of accuracy and inaccuracy.
    That is a given.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danno
    if all of the events in the bible could actually happen, what would the world be like?
    If the bible or ANY religious text was absolutely correct, the world would be a fucking huge roleplaying game, with wizards and priests and warriors and pretty much all character classes other than thieves, which are gay anyway.

    I mean, come on. We have miracles, we have evil wizards, we have angry gods, we have forbidden knowledge, we have demons, we have monsters, we have wars and evil kings...everything is in there.

    Anyone ever read the Mahabharata? Coolest D&D campaign ever written. Id say Pasupata is at least a 9th level evocation spell.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    That is fucking awesome WCL. I have used the same argument with Christians meself.

    +rep to you
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
    Please elaborate.
    Sorry, you just have to believe.

    Everyone needs to check this movie out:

    http://www.thegodmovie.com/

    I have been told there is someone's off-site backup copy floating around the net just in case you want to make sure you want to go see it first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry_Spastic
    That is fucking awesome WCL. I have used the same argument with Christians meself.

    +rep to you
    Heh, once you see the bible as a sourcebook it all makes sense.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    Fucking pagans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMcFu
    Why do people insist on referring to miracles as something that has to be a super natural occurance?
    Because miracles can be one of two things - a supernatural occurence or complete bullshit. I think most people here seem to be voting for the second.



    The word comes from wonder and that is just something which inspires awe.
    I'm sorry, I don't speak gibberish. Can you translate this sentence into English?



    If God is perfect and made the world/universe/natural laws, then why would he feel the need step in personally?
    If God can do anything, can He get out of his own RNC?


    Stop being gay everyone.
    Nice Christian attitude there dude.



    I think a better pole would be:

    Which is more correcter?
    I think you need less Bible study and more English grammar dude.
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    The literal meaning of the word literal is "Consisting of, using, or expressed by letters", being the simplest and most obvious definition of the word.
    http://www.answers.com/literal&r=67

    English doesn't make sense taken literaly. I doubt ancient hebrew was any better. Why should we care where the commas go in a bunch of dead shepards inconsistant folk stories?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stickx
    It must suck for legit practitioners of tai chi like Cullion to see their art get all watered down into exercise for seniors.
    Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    Fucking pagans.
    Shut up or Ill send a level 5 Creeping Death spell (invocation/evocation, save vs death allowed) your way. Last time it was used it killed all the first born men in Egypt, you canadian smartass.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    Shut up or Ill send a level 5 Creeping Death spell (invocation/evocation, save vs death allowed) your way. Last time it was used it killed all the first born men in Egypt, you canadian smartass.

    Bring it on monkey boy !!

    My God can kick your God's ass !!
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