How do you train?

[baofuhaibo]

Do you train like a bodybuilder? Do you eat like a football player? Do you work out like a martial artist? Do you eat like a football watcher? Do you train like a jackass. You don't know yet. Let me tell you. I'll post my new training program soon.

[Renn]

Do you train like a bodybuilder? Do you eat like a football player? Do you work out like a martial artist? Do you eat like a football watcher? Do you train like a jackass. You don't know yet. Let me tell you. I'll post my new training program soon, and I tell you, I eat like a fighter and train like one, bitches.

That's nice :eusa_danc :eusa_danc :eusa_danc

EDIT: Okay lets add something constructive at least. So what is the point of this post? Do you want us to answer this or is this just a statement that you're all grown up and badass now?

Do i train like a bodybuilder? Nope
Do i eat like a football player? Nope
Do i work out like a martial artist? Ummm, how exactly does a martial artist train, per se?
Do i eat like a football watcher? nope
Do i train like a jackass? nope

So is that what you want?

[MEGA JESUS-SAMA]

I eat like a baby. Or maybe I eat babies. I forget which.

[Jaguar Wong]

Do you train like a bodybuilder? Do you eat like a football player? Do you work out like a martial artist? Do you eat like a football watcher? Do you train like a jackass. You don't know yet. Let me tell you. I'll post my new training program soon, and I tell you, I eat like a fighter and train like one, bitches.

How much time do you devote to actually fighting again?

I train like a husband and father trying to squeeze in time to develop my martial arts skills and improve my overall health. I eat like an American somewhat concerned with their diet. But obviously you're so much better because training like a fighter improves social status. Even if you don't fight to make a living.

I also hear there's a direct correlation between the visibility of your abs and your yearly income. So I think I'll subscribe to Men's Health and see about getting another promotion.

:cachas:

[Camus]

My training consists primarily of porking hot chicks and sleeping all day long. I also eat butter and drink vegable oil. I do all this because I am beta, rather than an alpha. You have not chosen to be a wokrout/MA nerd for lack of social life, boofoohaibai, but rather you have been bred for this, bred for war, you are the alpha-plus, but I sure am glad that I'm a beta, those alphas work so gosh-darn hard!

[Renn]

My training consists primarily of porking hot chicks and sleeping all day long. I also eat butter and drink vegable oil.

Can i be you? Please?

[Emevas]

I wake up at noon, eat 40 fried eggs with 4lbs of cheese then I run uphill for an hour. I come back home, smoke 3 cigars and rub lard directly onto my heart.

[top dachi]

my training style is close to Jaguar's - fulltime working mother of two trying to do best to train in between all that. eating (my sister says like a football player) but i am parttime vegetarian and i have a very small frame, so i eat 4-6 mini meals per day - lots of stretching so one day i can "bitch kick" somebody who uses that "b-word" a lil too much right in the throat. feel me?

[VikingPower]

Do you train like a bodybuilder? Do you eat like a football player? Do you work out like a martial artist? Do you eat like a football watcher? Do you train like a jackass. You don't know yet. Let me tell you. I'll post my new training program soon, and I tell you, I eat like a fighter and train like one, bitches.

And yet, sadly, we'll still find you to be lame, obnoxious, and an idiot. When was the last time you trained in a martial art anyways?

[Poop Loops]

How do I train? Very carefully...

If I'm not careful, people might die. You know, me being t3h d34dly and all...

PL