Thread: How do you train?
10/20/2005 5:36pm, #1
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- Sep 2004
- Alton, IL
How do you train?
Do you train like a bodybuilder? Do you eat like a football player? Do you work out like a martial artist? Do you eat like a football watcher? Do you train like a jackass. You don't know yet. Let me tell you. I'll post my new training program soon.
Last edited by baofuhaibo; 12/07/2005 12:20pm at .
10/20/2005 5:41pm, #2Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
EDIT: Okay lets add something constructive at least. So what is the point of this post? Do you want us to answer this or is this just a statement that you're all grown up and badass now?
Do i train like a bodybuilder? Nope
Do i eat like a football player? Nope
Do i work out like a martial artist? Ummm, how exactly does a martial artist train, per se?
Do i eat like a football watcher? nope
Do i train like a jackass? nope
So is that what you want?
Last edited by Renn; 10/20/2005 5:49pm at .
10/20/2005 5:57pm, #3
I eat like a baby. Or maybe I eat babies. I forget which.
10/20/2005 6:13pm, #4Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
I train like a husband and father trying to squeeze in time to develop my martial arts skills and improve my overall health. I eat like an American somewhat concerned with their diet. But obviously you're so much better because training like a fighter improves social status. Even if you don't fight to make a living.
I also hear there's a direct correlation between the visibility of your abs and your yearly income. So I think I'll subscribe to Men's Health and see about getting another promotion.
:cachas:Jaguar's MMA record
pre Kung Fu and BJJ: 0-0-0
post Kung Fu and BJJ: 0-0-0 (BOO YAA!!)
We're number one! All others are number two or lower.
- The Sphinx (Mystery Men)
10/20/2005 6:40pm, #5
My training consists primarily of porking hot chicks and sleeping all day long. I also eat butter and drink vegable oil. I do all this because I am beta, rather than an alpha. You have not chosen to be a wokrout/MA nerd for lack of social life, boofoohaibai, but rather you have been bred for this, bred for war, you are the alpha-plus, but I sure am glad that I'm a beta, those alphas work so gosh-darn hard!
10/20/2005 6:52pm, #6Originally Posted by Camus
10/20/2005 7:17pm, #7
I wake up at noon, eat 40 fried eggs with 4lbs of cheese then I run uphill for an hour. I come back home, smoke 3 cigars and rub lard directly onto my heart."Emevas,
You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69
10/20/2005 8:02pm, #8
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- Oct 2005
- Goju-Ryu Karate-Do
my training style is close to Jaguar's - fulltime working mother of two trying to do best to train in between all that. eating (my sister says like a football player) but i am parttime vegetarian and i have a very small frame, so i eat 4-6 mini meals per day - lots of stretching so one day i can "bitch kick" somebody who uses that "b-word" a lil too much right in the throat. feel me?
10/20/2005 8:16pm, #9Originally Posted by baofuhaiboSON OF ODIN
My Punching with Power article
10/20/2005 8:40pm, #10
How do I train? Very carefully...
If I'm not careful, people might die. You know, me being t3h d34dly and all...