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  1. BackFistMonkey is online now
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    Ice Cream vendor Vs Dentist

    Thai Icecream vendor attacks Dentist with sword

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051019/...ntist_attacked

    Thai Ice Cream Vendor Attacks Dentist

    Tue Oct 18,11:25 PM ET

    BANGKOK, Thailand - An ice cream vendor attacked a Bangkok dentist with a small sword, breaking his arm and badly cutting his face, police said Wednesday.

    Somboon Saisida, 43, stormed Pornpoj Suriwong's dental clinic in Bangkok on Tuesday, assaulting the man because three years ago he mistreated Somboon by leaving an infected tooth in his mouth and pulling a healthy one, police Lt. Prapas Yongsatar said.

    Somboon claimed this alleged error led to weakness in his left arm and leg, and eventually he lacked the strength to paddle his ice cream tricycle cart, forcing him to stop working. Somboon was charged with attempted murder. Police were holding him in custody pending trial.
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    I wrote a poem many years ago that I titled "Ice Cream Man must Die" If I can find it, I will post it here for your reading enjoyment.
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    http://www.everypoet.com/archive/poe..._ice_cream.htm

    Poetry of Wallace Stevens

    The Emperor of Ice-Cream

    Call the roller of big cigars,
    The muscular one, and bid him whip
    In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
    Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
    As they are used to wear, and let the boys
    Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
    Let be be finale of seem.
    The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

    Take from the dresser of deal,
    Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet
    On which she embroidered fantails once
    And spread it so as to cover her face.
    If her horny feet protrude, they come
    To show how cold she is, and dumb.
    Let the lamp affix its beam.
    The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.
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    Ice Cream Man Must Melt

    I found the poem, but I made a slight mistake, I named it

    "Ice Cream Man Must Melt"

    I awaken from my serene slumber.

    He is out there testing my ice once more.

    My scorn for him churns my eyes to black.

    His scared face speaks of pustules he has scooped.

    Cool white coat and overtly psychotic.

    His profound lifestyle has left him toothless.

    He manipulates his truck for nuisance.

    The eternal raquet; growing louder.

    Ears torn with rejected circus music,

    undoubtly belched from the bowels of Cain.

    What did I do to be woke up this way?

    All I ever wanted was peace in mind,

    solitude to homogenize my nerves,

    but the Great Creamy Devil won't let me.




    Yes ~ I know... And I would like to present one of my greatest regrets... I wanted to, but I did not take the Ceaser Challenge, eh, I was young and inexperienced, I don't even think they would let me do it. But here's the flyer for it with the name of the bar edited out:
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    He lacked the strength to push a cart but he could swing a sword hard enough to cut the dentist's head off.

    Well, not quite, but he still broke his arm and smashed his face.
    Last edited by Elzoob; 10/20/2005 10:49pm at . Reason: meh
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    That's because you push a car with your legs, whereas you chop with your arms.

    And his tooth hurt. So it makes sense.

    Funny, I always thought it would be the other way around.

    "YOU FUCKER!! YOU KEEP GIVING CHILDREN CAVITIES!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop-Loops
    That's because you push a car with your legs, whereas you chop with your arms.

    And his tooth hurt. So it makes sense.

    Funny, I always thought it would be the other way around.

    "YOU FUCKER!! YOU KEEP GIVING CHILDREN CAVITIES!!!"

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    wouldnt the dentist WANT the cavities, no cavities to fill means no $$$ for the dentist
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    **** you.

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    articulate as always pl :)
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