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    SA Takes on TopSecretTraining.com

    Seńor Lowtax and crew over at SomethingAwful have whipped up a Flash Tub featuring the infamous "Top Secret Training" website, read directly from the text on the page in question. If you've been to a single Martial Arts-related website on the Internet, you've probably seen the ads for these guys. Hell, they've even run here (STFU, they pay the bills and we get entertainment brought to our "doorstep".)

    --Phrost

    Original poster's comments follow:

    Here we go, I'm fairly sure this hasn't been posted yet. And no, it's not that martial arts blooper video. Its a flash movie based on topsecrettraining.com, which I'm sure many of us are familiar with. It really highlights the absurdity and bullshidoness of it all.

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    bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa :laughing6
    I think it was two ninjas taped together, to make one GIANT NINJA!!!!
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    ---> Front page.
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    that is beautiful
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    Posted On:
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    senior?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
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    Bleep bleep blip bloop
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    Hmmm...I seem to recognize some of the names down there...

    http://www.topsecrettraining.com/combat.html

    "I was very attracted to these DVDs because they present a very practical and functional approach to learning to defend yourself..... I can "cut-the-crap" and take my opponent out, fast, easily and permanently if necessary."

    Kyle Wilson- Brazilian Jujuitsu Black Belt Instructor
    Los Angeles, CA


    "No wonder other countries are scared of us! ... Absolutely incredible, absolutely insane!"

    SGT Matt Granger- Police Officer, S.W.A.T. Team Leader
    Newark, NJ

    "Throw away every martial arts book and video you have ever bought. You won't ever need to look at them again after seeing the incredible techniques and tactics in these DVDs. I have trained all over the world with many instructors, and I have never seen anything so revolutionary, or so complete as the methods in these top secret videos. In my line of work, the edge I've gained from this instruction have proven invaluable, and saved my ass more than once."

    Jake Larouche- Bounty Hunter And Mixed Martial Arts Champion
    Baton Rouge, Louisiana




    yeaaa....that's it, from here:
    http://www.15minutehell.com/




    "I was an Army Ranger for 12 years, and have been a Police Officer for the last 7. In that time I've seen a lot of different exercise and fitness programs. Some of these were good, and others were kind of bizarre.
    Chris just let me preview his 15 Minute Hell DVD. Let me tell you, this guy is not only a holy terror on the wrestling mat, he is also the hands down best personal trainer I have ever met...."

    SGT Matt Granger- Police Officer, S.W.A.T. Team Leader
    Newark, NJ



    “What got me is how FAST this workout is! It’s not even 10% of the work I imagined it would be… in fact; not doing my 15 Minutes each day would just seem stupid!”

    Kyle Wilson- Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt Instructor
    Los Angeles, CA



    “I just never realized how important it is to exercise the “right way” after a 2-year layoff. I imagined a big juice-head trainer yelling at me to bench press and squat heavy weights. Chris’ training was a shock — but a good one, because now I know that I can become strong, flexible, and agile without injuring myself using stupid weights.”

    Jake Larouche- Bail Bondsman and Mixed Martial Arts Champion
    Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kengou
    And no, it's not that martial arts blooper video.
    :laughing3 Bwahahahaha. Awesome.
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    classic and beautiful!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad News Hughes
    senior?
    Damn you Phonics Monkey, Spanish Edition; you let me down.
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    You mean I just wasted years of my life training hard when I could have just mastered l33t combat skills in three weeks?!

    Damn it! I've been screwed over again!
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