Thread: Lajcik's Laws
10/18/2005 9:41pm, #21
God is omnipotent. He would create an ass out of Bhudda's rib and then kick it.
10/19/2005 11:06am, #22
First you must kick your own ass before you truly realize that there is no ass to kick.
Meditate on this. Then kick your own ass.
10/19/2005 1:12pm, #23
But but... THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
10/19/2005 2:27pm, #24
It's true that I suddenly have this incredible urge to eat ice cream. Your Nazarene is indeed powerful.
10/19/2005 4:10pm, #25
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I don't know...Buddha did get the chicks. He had quite a few wives...and the power to deal with them all.
10/19/2005 6:53pm, #26
This is NOT a religion forum... :P"Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan
El Guapo says dance!
10/19/2005 9:46pm, #27
Originally Posted by BenwaMandelbrot
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10/19/2005 10:59pm, #28
Don't make me get Mohammed in here...SON OF ODIN
My Punching with Power article
10/19/2005 11:59pm, #29Originally Posted by Vik