How NOT To Do SPM

**plasmagoat** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:05pm

Originally Posted by Ronin

I remember getting plastered at the strip club with my old TKD instructor and then getting BJ's after...fun times.
I remember going to a "flea ridden" restaurant in Chinatown, eating the best food EVER and then getting stoned with a certain CLF instructor that shall remain nameless, and his nephew and THEN getting some of the finest puntang ever !!

Ah, fond memories...

I've always associated martial arts with discipline and all that jazz, so that sounds pretty fucked up to me.

**Ronin** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:05pm

Originally Posted by JFS USA

HOOT!! and FLASHBACKS ... "funny" how that David Carradine-esque stereotype just never really materializes.

"They" are some of the wildest SOBs I've even encountered and in all the many years ... I've never heard so much as word one of the Fortune Cookie BS so prized by so many come out of their mouths ...

They swear more than Andrew Dice Clay at his worst and are hornier than an 18 year old sailor on leave.

Must be all that chi.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:19pm

JFS ,

Any news on the video yet ? I havent had a good laugh this morning .

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:23pm

Originally Posted by plasmagoat

I've always associated martial arts with discipline and all that jazz, so that sounds pretty fucked up to me.

You watch to much TV , have heard to many TKD instructors trying to sell family classes , and listen to Aikido bunnies to often .

**plasmagoat** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:27pm

Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey

You watch to much TV , have heard to many TKD instructors trying to sell family classes , and listen to Aikido bunnies to often .

I don't watch TV and I don't listen to Mcdojo instructors.

**Ronin** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:28pm

Originally Posted by plasmagoat

I've always associated martial arts with discipline and all that jazz, so that sounds pretty fucked up to me.

AH, the stories I could tell you...

And its not just the Chinese, hell no, the Japanese are there too, more "conservative" but damn, get in their good side and the things you will see !!

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:39pm

Originally Posted by plasmagoat

I don't watch TV and I don't listen to Mcdojo instructors.

well then where did you get an idea that Martial Artists are straightlaced ? Most Martial Artist love to live life to its fullest .

:headbang:

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Though I am always surprised at how many of us smoke ... youd think we would know better ....

**Ronin** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:45pm

Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey

Though I am always surprised at how many of us smoke ... youd think we would know better ....

Yeah, its nopt as if we damage are bodies through hardcore conditioning or push are bodies beyond their limits or train injured or enjoy getting kicked and punched all over our already battered and bruised bodies.
Its not as if were masochists or anythig like that.
Nah.

**plasmagoat** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 12:51pm

Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey

well then where did you get an idea that Martial Artists are straightlaced ? Most Martial Artist love to live life to its fullest .

:headbang:

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Though I am always surprised at how many of us smoke ... youd think we would know better ....

It's just how I view the martial arts, and I also have a number of personal philosophies that in direct opposition to what 99% of people on this planet think.

**SifuAbel** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 2:37pm

Originally Posted by Ronin

I remember getting plastered at the strip club with my old TKD instructor and then getting BJ's after...fun times.
I remember going to a "flea ridden" restaurant in Chinatown, eating the best food EVER and then getting stoned with a certain CLF instructor that shall remain nameless, and his nephew and THEN getting some of the finest puntang ever !!

Ah, fond memories...

Sounds like the avarage life of a Miami teen. Oops, I've said too much
.......... nevermind. :laughing7