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Yeah, I skipped it because I believed it to be implied. We really have to go back to the color issue here before we get too side-tracked (as that was the original point). So we know that red == fire. It would be best to clarify what white is equivilent to (metal).
Originally Posted by JFS USA
So the logical progression from what I can tell (or at least guess) is as follows: Fire consumes wood which comes from trees and is nurtured and rooted in the earth. Likewise metal is mined from the earth...? I just can't seem to make the connection between the elements and the reputation of the two monks... -
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Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
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I know this is a serious historical debate, but on the topic of wood:
Originally Posted by Samfoo
edit: SIZZLER BEAT ME TO IT DAMIT!!!
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BEDEVERE:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
VILLAGER #1:
Are there?
VILLAGER #2:
Ah?
VILLAGER #1:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
VILLAGER #2:
Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:
Burn!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:
More witches!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A witch!
VILLAGER #1:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
VILLAGER #4:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
BEDEVERE:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:
Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
BEDEVERE:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:
It's a fair cop.
VILLAGER #3:
Burn her!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR:
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
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Posted On:
10/21/2005 1:41pm--
As Samfoo already stated, Fire consumes wood, it changes metal (gold?). Wood (brown?) is rooted in the earth (green). Supporting features of the "Wood" element? I don't know.
Originally Posted by JFS USA
And thinking more about my limited red dragon experience, I have a few slow movements, but I can't really see what the fire influence would be, since I am preoccupied with the dragon movement. -
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10/21/2005 3:45pm
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Here's a n00b's input... Red = Fire, in five element theory fire doesn't really destroy wood, it's generated from it. Fire actually destroys metal (White) . Fire's attributes are quick, agressive, and explosive and I believe there's some idea of fire trapping things near it. Though I might be wrong.
So, Hakka Tong Long is likely very aggressive and explosive, probably with a fair amount of trapping?
Do I get a rpize if I'm right? Or do I just get told to STFU? -
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Posted On:
10/21/2005 3:49pm--
http://www.chinesefortunecalendar.com/5EBasic.htm
The affinity relationship means supporting, helping, producing, etc.
* Water can help tree (Wood) grow.
* Wood can help Fire to burn.
* Fire can help to produce dust (Earth).
* Earth can help mineral (Metal) to form.
* Metal can hold Water.
We can say that :-
* Water is the supporting element of Wood. Wood can release the power of Water.
* Wood is the supporting element of Fire. Fire can release the power of Wood.
* Fire is the supporting element of Earth. Earth can release the power of Fire.
* Earth is the supporting element of Metal. Metal can release the power of Earth.
* Metal is the supporting element of Water. Water can release the power of Metal.
The enmity relationship means fighting, conflicting, rejecting, etc.
* Water can extinguish Fire, but Fire might evaporate Water.
* Wood can break the ground (Earth), but Earth can buries Wood too.
* Fire can melt Metal, but Metal might not melt before Fire is extinguished.
* Earth can absorb Water, but Water can cover the land (Earth).
* Metal can cut Wood, but Metal might become dull before breaking Wood.
We can say that :-
* Water and Fire are enemies. Water overwhelms the movement of Fire.
* Wood and Earth are enemies. Wood overwhelms the movement of Earth.
* Fire and Metal are enemies. Fire overwhelms the movement of Metal.
* Earth and Water are enemies. Earth overwhelms the movement of Water.
* Metal and Wood are enemies. Metal overwhelms the movement of Wood.



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