How NOT To Do SPM

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 7:16am

Originally Posted by KungFuDoesWork

You need to date ..........

AWESOME Avatar!!! That is just too fucking funny. I'm going to download it ... have it blown up Poster Size, framed and hanging in the TD Palace for the Summer Bash.

Ok ... hurled coffee all over keyboard first thing this morning while LMAO ... check ... day is starting off good.

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 7:18am

Originally Posted by KungFuDoesWork

Oh no!! He's about to drop the.....

HOLY **** ... I was planning on getting some work done this morning but to Hell with that ... you are beyond all over it :icon_chee

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 7:35am

Originally Posted by plasmagoat

What have you and JFS done here, exactly?

Uh ... wound you up and watched you spin out of control for starters. Shot holes all through your noob know nothing bullshit about MA and social graces for another.

Hey, Butt Bandit Boy ... do a bit of research and you will come up with many other things we have done ... key operative word is "done" ... as it pertains to you ... you are now well done ... burnt to a crip actually :angry4:

You posted your point ... such that it was ... and some peeps with more time in formal practice than you have years of life in essence said ... "No, Skippy, you are not correct." and then you started to whine and snivel and ...

If you have nothing to draw upon then don't be such an asshole licking turd slurper when people aren't interested in arguing or debating a matter with you.

You have all of -0- to experience ... don't even bother to think you are on equal footing ... pencildick.

You are a punk and according to the info YOU posted ... you aren't even practicing a MA at this time ... so ... STFU noob & by all means ... **** Off ... go to "all those other forums" you were sniveling about.

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 7:44am

Originally Posted by plasmagoat

Then I guess I'll go and make a "I'm too deadly for the ring with my chi powers" thread

Uh ... shitbird ... not necessary to have a ring to do the Throwdown thing. This isn't a MMA Comp Forum ... see ... no ring required ... got it now ...

Maybe you should tell the mods to either remove the rules completely ...

Or ... here's a better idea ... why don't you just STFU noob ... see ... problem sovled.

"Tell" the MODs ... "Tell" ... the ... MODs ... T**E**L**L ... the ... MODs ... I don't think so.

**EnaeS** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 7:46am

most bannings in the hall of shame are the same person with mutiple accounts
to get banned usually requires something much worse than the occasional trolling, i mean trolling is almnost tradition here, you either need to do something really assine like racist remarks or just be a complete troll, like starting threads with the specific purpose of trolling or being a complete retart and starting the same thread topic over and over again and even that won't get you banned all that time
KFDW and JFS while they talk a lot of **** their posting is very bipolar and they flip right into reasonable logically thought out posts when someone else does the same, try reading some of their old posts
beside in the end this is Phrost's site and if he wants to he can let JFS do nothing but troll and ban you for one post that only resembles trolling, this isn't a democracy and here Phrost is god

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 7:50am

Originally Posted by pox

The pages of spam are a direct result of the passive-aggressive manner in which you tried to deflect all criticism of your extremely dubious and questionable assertion that martial arts practitioners should be outstanding exemplars of moral probity.

Right on point ... that take is pure Fortune Cookie Psycho-Babble Bullshit with a heavy layer of David Carradine-esque Mumble Fuk - Fu.

**WingChun Lawyer** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 8:09am

Look, Plasmagoat.

Shut up will you. I´ll even give you two reasons for this, though I´m sure you will ignore them as you have ignored pretty much anything here.

1) KFDW and JFS are assholes, but they are the real deal, as far as we know. They fight, they have offered proof of it. We respect fighting skills here, and though they like to annoy, taunt, insult and berate everyone around this place, they also contribute significantly to this board´s purpose i.e. fighting bullshit in the martial arts. You, up to this point, have not proven your usefulness to this board in the martial arts area. And frankly, even if you did, we like people with some sense of humour here, so we probably would not like you even if you were Mas Oyama reborn.

2) About martial arts and discipline and all that...ever heard of Kimura? One of the greatest judokas of all times? Well, that guy could armlock you or strangle you before you even said "hi", and he was a fucking drunk. Enough said.

Incidentally, if you don´t do aikido, you should. You would mix pretty well with the passive aggressive crowd.

**plasmagoat** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 8:10am

Originally Posted by pox

The pages of spam are a direct result of the passive-aggressive manner in which you tried to deflect all criticism of your extremely dubious and questionable assertion that martial arts practitioners should be outstanding exemplars of moral probity.

Once again you misunderstand. I said that I personally feel that discipline is important to the martial arts. There was nothing aggressive about it, and you can't honestly think that the resulting spam has anything to do with what I said. It was just an excuse for JFS to throw a tantrum. Also, I did not deflect criticism because there was no criticism. Just drop the bullshit and tell me what's so dreadfully offensive about me saying that I personally consider discipline to be important in the MA?

Originally Posted by JFS USA

Uh ... no, not really ... dumbass. Seems your World view is as small as your mind.
I and fluent in "American" which is quite different from "English" ... anyone who is AWARE of the culture of GB & the USA clearly understands and knows this. We even spell numerous words differently ... dipshit boy.

It's either English or American English, and they're basically the same. Regardless, you aren't terribly good at it if you think that putting "..." everywhere is ok.

And you are a 'tard fukwit who contributes nothing beyond idiotic, argumentative bullshit ... so ... STFU ... noob.

I contributed my analysis of Paul Vunak's book. I haven't been argumentative, you have.

Apply those same standards to your devoid of relevant content **** posts ... jerk off. Ban yourself ... put on a Dunce Cap and go sit in a corner until I tell you it's okay for you to come out ... piss boy.

Please explain how I've been violating rules, and how you haven't.

Uh - oh ... Fin Frog Fucker is telling Mom on me ... ooohhhhh. Hey, pole smoker, if you have nothing of substance to post then SHUT THE **** UP ... noob.

What substance do your posts have, then? Seems like 90% of what you say is an insult in one form or another.

As for your "other forums" thing ... go **** your Mommy. I'm aware of virtually all the MA Forums and have been on them since they first appeared on the Net. Bullshido RULES ... period.

Uh huh. I didn't say they were MA forums.

You need to become aware of the "standards" here as until you DO something beyond type silly ass bullshit from the safe confines of your Finnish Fury Creature **** Palace you amount to NOTHING. Got is now shit4brains or didn't I use enough " " to make it clear to you ... fuknuckle?

Your insults still don't impress me.

Originally Posted by JFS USA

Uh ... wound you up and watched you spin out of control for starters. Shot holes all through your noob know nothing bullshit about MA and social graces for another.

I haven't spun out of control. I've been perfectly calm.

Hey, Butt Bandit Boy ... do a bit of research and you will come up with many other things we have done ... key operative word is "done" ... as it pertains to you ... you are now well done ... burnt to a crip actually :angry4:

It's irrelevant what you've done outside this thread.

You posted your point ... such that it was ... and some peeps with more time in formal practice than you have years of life in essence said ... "No, Skippy, you are not correct." and then you started to whine and snivel and ...

What was I not correct about?

If you have nothing to draw upon then don't be such an asshole licking turd slurper when people aren't interested in arguing or debating a matter with you.

If people aren't interested in arguing with me, why has this bullshit been going on for so many pages? You're clearly investing a lot of energy into, uh, "debating" me.

You have all of -0- to experience ... don't even bother to think you are on equal footing ... pencildick.

So, in addition to hurling insults that are too juvenile for 10 year olds, you also like to concentrate on completely irrelevant things that have no bearing on anything.

You are a punk and according to the info YOU posted ... you aren't even practicing a MA at this time ... so ... STFU noob & by all means ... **** Off ... go to "all those other forums" you were sniveling about.

That's right. I'm not practising right now. That, however, is completely irrelevant.

Originally Posted by JFS USA

Uh ... shitbird ... not necessary to have a ring to do the Throwdown thing. This isn't a MMA Comp Forum ... see ... no ring required ... got it now ...

You know what I mean (with your superior MA experience).

Or ... here's a better idea ... why don't you just STFU noob ... see ... problem sovled.

"Tell" the MODs ... "Tell" ... the ... MODs ... T**E**L**L ... the ... MODs ... I don't think so.

The rules are there, I'm just telling you what they are. If you don't like them, ask someone to change them.

Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer

Look, Plasmagoat.

Shut up will you. I´ll even give you two reasons for this, though I´m sure you will ignore them as you have ignored pretty much anything here.

1) KFDW and JFS are assholes, but they are the real deal, as far as we know. They fight, they have offered proof of it. We respect fighting skills here, and though they like to annoy, taunt, insult and berate everyone around this place, they also contribute significantly to this board´s purpose i.e. fighting bullshit in the martial arts. You, up to this point, have not proven your usefulness to this board in the martial arts area. And frankly, even if you did, we like people with some sense of humour here, so we probably would not like you even if you were Mas Oyama reborn.

I absolutely do not care about their MA experience or much they've fought. It's completely irrelevant. Having 10 black belts does not give you the right to act like a 10 year old mental case. In fact, you'd think that an experienced martial artist would be a mature person, but I suppose that isn't the case.

2) About martial arts and discipline and all that...ever heard of Kimura? One of the greatest judokas of all times? Well, that guy could armlock you or strangle you before you even said "hi", and he was a fucking drunk. Enough said.

Incidentally, if you don´t do aikido, you should. You would mix pretty well with the passive aggressive crowd.

I'm sure he could armlock me, but that's also irrelevant, and what Kimura would have, should have or could have done has no bearing on what I believe.

**WingChun Lawyer** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 8:15am

Plasmagoat, what part of "Kimura was a grappling god and was a fucking drunk" you did not understand?

This is a forum dedicated to fighting bullshit in the martial arts. Confusing fighting skills with the need for discipline or spirituality is one of the highest forms of martial bullshit. Do you understand now why we are making fun of you?

Incidentally, no, sweety, martial arts experience and accomplishments are not irrelevant to the discussion at hand, and yes, they should influence your opinion. Because see, no matter how much you want us to respect your opinion, there is a small thing called "objective reality" which could not care less about your views.

And on this case, objective reality demonstrates that drunks can be world class martial artists. So either learn how to, well, learn, or get out of here. This is, despite all appearence, a forum for open minded people, who like to use their brains and who are never happy with an answer like the one you offer i.e. "because that´s my opinion and I won´t change it neener neener neener".

Grow up will you.

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 10/26/2005 8:21am

Originally Posted by plasmagoat

Once again ... goes on and on ... just talking out his ass

:bssign:

OMG ... are you STILL here ... vainly attempting to be right ... about something ... you're a fuknuckle ... accept it ... get over it ... and move on ...