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    I had the misfortune to drink that **** a few days ago. I was meeting my accountant (you know, tax date is approaching), and as he was reviewing my receipts and ****, he asked me if I wanted to drink something, so I say yes. Then he said, "well, I have something that you will like since you work out"... and to my horror, he pulled a can of Steven Seaga's Juice from the fridge.

    He went on to the wonders of this juice, that it tastes good, it has vitamins, yada-yada-yada, so I couldn't say no. Honestly, it didn't taste that bad, like 7-up mixed with Mountain Dew without the carbonated stuff... but as I was drinking it, I couldn't stop thinking about the label "100% Steven Seagal's juice". :flipando:
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    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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    Did you notice the disclaimer? This has to be a joke:

    Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze.
    and

    Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claims for broken Bawls
    Apparently, Bawls is also an energy drink:

    http://www.xoxide.com/bawguarcafdr.html


    You can order Seagal Juice and Bawls
    Last edited by FHoppy; 3/13/2006 1:54pm at .
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    I would so do Buttsecks.

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    Most importantly, how would Seagal juice taste mixed with vodka or Jagrmeister?
    Quote Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
    I would so do Buttsecks.

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    Why is Steven Smeagal still even talked about? Golem...golem.

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    If Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, Segal's "Juices" (Squeezed from him by Gene LeBell, no doubt.) should be able to give people energy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagamichi
    Why is Steven Smeagal still even talked about? Golem...golem.
    Consider our boredom cured for the moment.
    Thinking up jokes about this **** should keep me occupied for the next week or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote
    Consider our boredom cured for the moment.
    Thinking up jokes about this **** should keep me occupied for the next week or so.

    I remeber reading in black belt mag or something that Seagal thinks he is the re-encarnated soul of a 17 century lama sent back to earth to promote peace...he does that by beating up kelly lebrach? What an absolut loser. And have you noticed how many Aikido website "Sensei" Have the infamous ponytail? what the goddamn ****. I realy did not want to get started in of the Aikido people. but oh...never mind.

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    I read the same thing.
    Ironically, the 17th century pre-incarnation of Segal got choked by the pre-incarnation of Gene LeBell till he **** his pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote
    I read the same thing.
    Ironically, the 17th century pre-incarnation of Segal got choked by the pre-incarnation of Gene LeBell till he **** his pants.
    So in the same way one squeezes a lemon to get some lemon juuuz out, Lebell squeezed the crap out of Seagal until he got his juices flowing. Ergo, Steven Seagal's juice is ****...

    ... and to think I drank that ... (horror)... ****.
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

    New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.

    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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    To quote Jhonen Vasquez:


    OH, NO!
    SOMEONE PUT **** IN MY PANTS!!!

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