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    I am going to buy some for novelty value. It's like the Dali Lama in a can!

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    And I though Pimp Juice was badÖ

    Everyone is getting in on this Energy Drink thing.

    I think I will make one called Judoka Juice: Ippon in a Can!




    Did anyone notice the tag line for this stuff?

    ďSteven Seagal's very own energy drink. Be the first to taste his juices!Ē
    Last edited by Olorin; 10/07/2005 7:08pm at .

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    Dude seriously. It doesn't get more explicit than 100% Steven Segal juice.
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone

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    I still can't believe this is for real. It has to be some kind of joke. How can Seagal's name still be marketable after all the **** he's been involved in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zid
    How can Seagal's name still be marketable after all the **** he's been involved in.
    Ask these guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zid
    I still can't believe this is for real. It has to be some kind of joke. How can Seagal's name still be marketable after all the **** he's been involved in.
    Because so many people are so stupid.

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    I'm just trying to imagine ordering a "Steven Seagal Juice & Coke" at the pub.

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    http://www.lightningdrink.com/

    I saw this stuff at 7-11 this weekend. Energy drinks are getting ridiculous. Tab energy, Everlast Latino, Steven Seagal man juice....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    Features:

    * 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
    * Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
    * Can has Steven Seagalís face on it (who could ask for more!?!)
    * Also works as a laxative! "It wasn't LeBell that made me **** my pants that day!" -- Steven Seagal
    Fixed.
    Last edited by Lu Tze; 3/13/2006 10:44am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkpaladin
    The secret ingredient is semen.....Segal semen...
    Did you really REALLY have to go there.

    I won't sleep for weeks now!

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