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  1. Phrost is offline
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Steven Seagal Energy Drink: Gene LeBell "It Tastes Like Crap To Me"

    Ok, he didn't really say that.

    http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt...xperiance.html

    Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagalís Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

    Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal, is the only all natural 100% juice energy drink on the market. This long lasting energy elixir is made with key ingredients from all over the globe. With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols, Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversaryís faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!

    Oh and it gets better, Steven Seagalís Lightning Bolt is available in 2 great juicy flavors! Cherry Charge brings you the great taste of freshly squeezed cherry juice, while for those of you that desire a slightly less sweet drink can partake of the true Asian Experience. Either way, you still get a powerful bolt of energy delivered into your body that Steven Seagal precisely blended for lasting maximum performance. So get ready to take on the world with new meaning with Steven Segalís own Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

    Features:

    * 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
    * Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
    * Can has Steven Seagalís face on it (who could ask for more!?!)

    Specifications:

    * Size: 16oz Can
    * Servings: 1.9 Per Can
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    * 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
    I dunno, how many Steven Seagal's do you think they have to run through the juicer to get one can?
  3. MaverickZ is online now

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    i'm not buying ANYTHING that has Steven Seagal Juice as an ingredient, ever.
  4. Rashomon is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grashnak
    I dunno, how many Steven Seagal's do you think they have to run through the juicer to get one can?
    Ummmm.... What scares me is that they may not be getting his "juice" by actually running him through a juicer. :(
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    C'mon....everybody knows they got the 100% Steven Seagal Juice from his liposuction.
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     Style: BJJ Gi and noGi,MMA

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    eeww thats disgusting
  7. Poop Loops is offline
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    There you go. Aikido in a can. No longer do you have to wait 10 years for your art to be effective.

    PL
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    sweet gezuz that website is a goldmine phrost

    http://www.xoxide.com/noname16.html
  9. MaverickZ is online now

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    heh, i bought some computer stuff from them. about average in terms of service. they don't like to answer the phone.
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    Not many computer geeks do. It scares us. It's like, you're talking to someone, but they're not there. WTF?

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