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  1. #131

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Multiple opponent fights are easy.

    Last time 8 fuckers challenged me, I brought out my Alien Cosmic Chi QUan, and ray'd them with photonic kung pow jizz shots, a guy comes up from behind, so I levitate up and away, and land behind him, this is my 1337 bagua skillz. I then Dim Mak him with my vulcan nerve pinch. Another guy decides to come up and kick me between my legs, so I use my Dillman skillz I learned from his awesome books/videos, and catch the kick between my legs, and then take 10 seconds to finish my Dim Mak knock out. For some reason, he wasn't resisting.

    This is no joke, next guy comes up to me with his knife, and I use my systema dodge and disarm him with my stomach, I then bounce it back at his weenie and he screams.This ninja dude (he's dressed like one) comes and does like 20 punches and kicks, which I all easily block cus of my kung fu skills, and then proceed to use my fatality: The flying squirrel nut cracker.
    The rest of the bastards get owned by my Beng chuan to the nuts, I Beng'ed them across the street, I don't think any of them ever got back up.

    On the serious side, fights I've been in with more than one person, I get maybe a good couple shots before I get owned. Or I run away and try to get as many good shots in before I get taken down, or get away from them.

  2. #132
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by BaguaMonk
    Multiple opponent fights are easy.


    On the serious side, fights I've been in with more than one person, I get maybe a good couple shots before I get owned. Or I run away and try to get as many good shots in before I get taken down, or get away from them.

    That is so anti-bullshido.

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    One time my friends all ganged up on me in Super Smash Bros.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Damn you.


    I was going to make a multiplayer joke. You suck!

    edit: actually, i take it back. Your joke was better anyways.
    Last edited by Neildo; 4/23/2006 3:56pm at .
    :new_all_c

  5. #135

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    One time, at band camp, I showed up at a gangbang. Didn't know I would be the one being "ganged" up on though. Horrible horrible experience. I couldn't use my ninja skills, I was so helpless against the rainbow pride parade.
    Last edited by BaguaMonk; 4/23/2006 4:05pm at .

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