i'm pretty sure james bond relied on the underwater judo chop.
Somebody tried to armbar me once.
But then from the heavens, a heavenly voice (with a spanish accent) called down and said "use the Macarena!"
In a furious hurry to avoid being tapped, I shook my body vigorously, this way and that, forcing my weakened limbs into the various positions of the Macarena.
Wailing in suprise my opponent released the armbar only to run away. "Get back here!" I called, chasing after him in an angry fashion that suprised even myself. Just feet from my favoroute brothe-...er...drinking establishment several Ninjas dropped down.
I think proceeded to ass kick them all before stroking my beard and saying "Thats one way to skin a cat"...and then defacated.
ROFL!!! Kudos!!! :happy2:
Originally Posted by Osiris
In space. No one can hear you tap.