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  1. Bluto Blutarsky is offline

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     Style: Mostly drinking. E-chaun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaiboxerken
    Sounds like a bunch of **** to me.

    only when the technique is applied wrong, it gets messy when that happens though.
  2. ToofLess is offline

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     Style: DZR JJ, Judo, Boxing

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    So, wait -- I'm kind of new. This means that if I try to knock a person down without physically touching them, I can do it as long as (1) their tongue is in the right position, (2) both their big toes are touching the ground, (3) they actually believe I'm able to knock them down without touching them (I think I saw this part in Peter Pan, when the little mosquito fairy died and everybody had to clap...), and (4) I've gathered enough internal energy from trees, rocks, bugs, and Mario mushrooms.

    What the hell have I been doing getting punched in the head and thrown on my ass for the last ten years? This is great! I'm gonna go chi-blast my sensei now. That fool's been holding out on me.
  3. Thaiboxerken is offline
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    You have to learn how to do it first, Clear Silat can teach you, ToofLess.
    "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.
  4. ToofLess is offline

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    9/09/2005 3:54pm


     Style: DZR JJ, Judo, Boxing

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    Crap, I knew there was a catch. Clear Silat, you say...?
    Last edited by ToofLess; 9/09/2005 3:56pm at .
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    9/09/2005 4:06pm


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    So does this explain the age old mystery of why it hurts more when you stub your toe than if you get punched?
  6. Thaiboxerken is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToofLess
    Crap, I knew there was a catch. Clear Silat, you say...?
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26604

    Another proponent of no-touch striking.
    "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.
  7. LLL is offline

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    If anyone still believes in that **** after those comments from Dillman, they are officially some kind of mentally insane or retarded.
    Last edited by LLL; 9/09/2005 5:37pm at .
  8. JohnnyCache is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: MMA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar
    Well I have seen some ki things done in real life but the ones who are real normally don't go public with it...dang it.
    I am local to you and would be interested in hearing more about these things you have seen.
    There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
  9. marbledan is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Wow

    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto Blutarsky
    I wouldn't dismiss this man's claims too readily, I have known people who can push many people at once out of the room with a chi force that is harnessed and released through thier sphincter.


    Seriously though I know lots of people use the word "chi" to mean different things that can be legit (adrenaline, technique, muscle structure, whatever floats your boat, etc.), but I still can't believe that there are people so deluded to believe they can actually shoot some magical energy at people.

    Did they have a bad acid trip?

    I really don't understand how they believe thier own bullshit.
    They don't believe their own ****. They're trying to SELL something. Personally, I have seen and experienced some ****, but the chi-throwing is lame. You don't have to believe in chi for it to work, that wouldn't make any sense. Thats the worst excuse I have ever heard in my life.
  10. Toby Christensen is offline

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    AGAIN I must refer to my friend the little Canuck. She mentioned she could use chi to damage people. I obliged her and she prodded me near my armpit and I ALMOST expected something to happen.

    It didn't. I may have felt a bit ill for a split second or something, but I'm then dizzy right now anyway and nobody's fucking with my meridians.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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