Badness will not be rewarded
Posted On:9/15/2005 2:30am
He failed to maintain his centerline. Sloppy footwork probably as well. I would say he recieved improper instruction from someone that had only one or two lessons with Yip Man, like Leung Ting . . .
Posted On:9/15/2005 3:20am
Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity
You just have to be rendered unable to reproduce, not necessarily die.
If the bear bit his junk off, he would have qualified.
Ahh, I see. Thanks for the uhhh... heads up.
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Posted On:9/15/2005 3:58am
Style: Chen Style Taijiquan
His qi/chi/ki was weak... and he shoulda used the force... krono coulda showed him whats what... (and if ever anyone deserved a Darwin....)
"If you can get it from my kungfu grip then you can have it... otherwise... step off b*t*h!!!" - Meet the Parents
"Hetero or Homo I don't see anyone telling him, "NO SIR I WILL NOT TAKE IT IN THE ASS!!!" " - Asia
"My neighbor has what he calls an "immortality potion" that will let you live forever.
People have been telling him that it's stupid and will not work... for 1200 years." - Leodom
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Posted On:9/15/2005 4:19am
Originally Posted by Olorin
Is that a dildo or a glass pipe hanging from his neck?
Posted On:9/19/2005 9:09am
Kinda looks like an Olympic medal ribbon.
I'm not drowning my sorrows, I'm preserving them in alcohol.
Posted On:9/19/2005 9:55am
Pak sao da, Jao sao, when the bear throws up the arm to block the Jao sao, Hyun sao, shut the arm under the bears armpit and turn in to Uchi-mata and throw his ass down. At that point, either drop into side control and take whatever submission the bear gives you or yell "TAKE THAT, BOO BOO!" and run like hell.
Posted On:9/22/2005 7:54pm
And I thought my cousin was dumb for picking a fight with an american pitbull and having his inner thigh chewed off.
I have a lot of russian and ukrainians in my country, maybe I'll ask them about bear wrestling and other folklore traditions! Humm, maybe that's what Fedor does for a secrey training...
Posted On:9/30/2005 2:14pm
So bears are 1-2 against in the Bullshido records so far... kind of embarassing from a supposedly massive predator....
(politicallly correct message for your intelligence; I think bears are actually omnivores... biologists comment.,,)
Posted On:10/01/2005 4:59pm
Style: Bits and pieces
He should have trained with that guy who beat that bear on tv when it tried to maull someone. oh well, I guess in ukraine, bear wrestle you....
Posted On:10/05/2005 10:14pm
Style: shopping around currently
umm i hope your not talking about that retard karate black belt from the "when animals attack" movie. cuz the bear didn't maul him cuz he was the owner and fed the bear. i would not say he won. when the bear wasn't even attacking him.
plus for the record: Darwin Awards are mostly fake.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/darwin04.asp (a site in kin to bullshido for urban legends).
anyways the bear mofo should've studied under:
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