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Isn't 'the Advocate' that gay magazine? Seems appropriate.
Mauro: Coming into the ring now is Giant Silva. 7 foot 2, 385 lbs, making his debut in Pride.
Bas: Wow, that is one big guy!
Mauro: He must have an enormous Johnson!
Bas: Ur…I suppose.
Mauro: What are his keys to victory here in the Pride ring tonight?
Bas: Well I think he needs to use his reach, avoid Heaths takedowns, and try to use his size to overpower him.
Mauro: I mean, imagine the size of that thing!
Bas: Now Heath is coming into the ring…
Mauro: Do women really like them that big? Doesn’t it hurt?
Bas: I really wouldn’t know.
Mauro: I’m starting to feel a little insecure.
Bas: Let’s just talk about the fight.
Mauro: You’re right, el Basito. What are Heaths keys to winning here tonight. What does he have to do? What are his strategies for emerging victorious here in the Saitama Super Arena tonight?
Bas: Well, the first thing…
Mauro: My wife says she doesn’t like them too big, that it’s all about how you use it.
Bas: That’s not what she told me. -
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I couldnt click that link. It timed out.
The only thing I can say about that is.....
THE Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Nationals are next month on Sept 25th.
http://www.ajjc.org/
So like...was this one of those, Atlantic NorthEast BJJ Invitational Nationals that have 50 people competing? Because...."The Nationals" as the BJJ perceives it comes next month. Dunno what these WC peeps were doing. Props to them for entering though. -
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Style: WC, Shotokan--
The australian nationals perhaps?
Originally Posted by Yrkoon9
Originally Posted by http://www.bjj.com.au/clubs.html
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What a load of bullshit.
How does somebody win a grappling competition, with no strikes or kicks allowed, using Wing Chun? Wing Chun isn't a grappling system. What do they do, stand there and look so mean their opponent throws in the towel?
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The only "national" competition available around that time would be the Machado Nationals, a closed competition only available to members of John Will's Machado organisation.
I found them here: www.bjj.com.au/clubs.html
I don't think they were using their killer trapping to win a BJJ comp.
The only AFBJJ (CBJJs Aussie affiliate) open national comp is the Australian Champions Cup in Brisbane on the 25th of September.
The AUGJJA (Maybe affiliated with Andre Pederneiras' CBJJO, I'm honestly not sure) have their own national competition, during which time I'm unsure.Last edited by NSLightsOut; 8/26/2005 8:02am at .
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