You will fear the creakiness? I will break you like I broke my hip when I fell in the shower last winter?
Now seriously...does Ashida Kim think he is Thulsa Doom?
Originally Posted by Thulsa Doom
It's very funny. I remember seeing his books and all as a kid. I always thought they looked interesting purely because they involved "ninjas". I suspect anything "ninja" in the 70s/80s was a gold mine of one sort or another... but I never even knew (until recently) that Ashida Kim was some just goofy white guy, probably livin' in a VAN... DOWN BY THE RIVER.
Originally Posted by sweats
Anyway, his Web Site betrays him for the dork he is. Mr. Browning's article is a gem. I wish we could get him to throwdown, or even some of his students, if he actually has any.
Threats, Trickery , Darkness , Deceitfullness , Lies , Money, and Double Dealings ?
sounds like a bunch of Satanist rather than well trained practioners of legit Ninjitsu
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I wonder how many issues of Soldier of Fortune and other Mercenary mags Ashida has laying around ...
Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
I would love to see Count Dante's Dance of Death. I bet it's terrifying. :XXbunny:
Someone, please tell me you have VIDEO of someone doing it!
HA! I'll get myself some good night vision goggles. Ninja magic NULLIFIED.
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
The question is: how can a 50 year old man, with bad joints, shoulders and knees who refused a challenge from ONE member threaten all Bullshido.net?
Oh, man! This is real Ninja stuff!
I believe it's somewhere on this site, use the search function.
Originally Posted by daGorilla
Maybe he is so hardcore that he needs multiple opponents? :qleft3: