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    http://www.jasonsbackyardmixedmartialarts.com

    Not sure what to say about this... cept for the fact that I'm slightly offended by being grouped with these guys. I hope people don't think this is what most MMA guys are like--skill wise. I suppose I do have to commend them to some degree for full contact sparring, however.

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    Now you know how many TMA guys feel when they see stupid stuff like this on the web.

    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!
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    So what if they do full contact? These guys use Choke Slams and the Rock Bottom and stupid **** like that. They use Pro wrestling techniques which they'd never get off in a real situation.

    ANYONE here including Knifer would probably beatthe **** out of thes guys sadly enough. They're gonna end up killing someone in their yard by trying to choke someone out and doing it incorrectly. Not to mention they are all arrogant and look like trailer trash wannabe's. Notice All of them study Ninjutsu o some fake various forms of it. The one guy "studied" like over 30 styles of ninjutsu which is in and of itself bullshit.

    What realy irks me though is that they use quotes from good Martial Artists for example Bruce Lee, if they follow his Philosophy then why is every kick on the site a kick to the head?

    The one guy also studies Dim Mak, and Shaolin Kung Fu and Chin Na. He utilizes the exact same tech's that the ninja guy does who happens to use Pro wrestling moves....

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    That site is pretty sad, I've seen better fights between my teenage brother's friends in my basement.

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    Are those idiots wearing Japanese Akido pants with Chinese Southern tops, and Ninja Toe shoes????

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    Royal Dragon, I saw that one too. Guy looked real fucking stupid with the koshiita hanging downwards, obvious he has no idea how to tie a hakama. And the ninja boots paired with Kung Fu uniform top add a nice "I'm a jackass" touch to it.

    edit: And why do they have to play that same frickin song every clip? Hell, if they want a song to use every clip, make it Bus Stop - Kung Fu Fighting.

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    You have to admire their enthusiasm... not to mention their total disregard for any formal training!!

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    Looks like some of the King of the Cage events I've seen

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    were they wearing the different stuff to symbolize mixed martial arts?

    my kung fu eeeeeees better than yours!

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    lol@ruk!

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