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Posted On:
8/03/2005 11:03am
Style: Using bag as aggro outlet--
I am bitter
Didn't KICK a praying mantis master in the crotch. Bearhugged bit and contemplated sleeper holding said person though. And lined her up to smash her face in with my head. She was simply too gorgeous for her own good. She would have deserved a good butting or choking too, the fucking SLAG!
(God, I love her!:love3:)
And before anyone starts the whole "don't hit women" blag again, she was about 6ft4 and 90kg of muscle.What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
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JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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8/03/2005 11:13am -
Martial mediocrite
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Posted On:
8/03/2005 12:01pm
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She was not a "master", she was an advanced student. And I DID bite her. But basically even at my supremely unfit, 5ft9 55kg out-of-training state, I could have made her a damn sight less pretty or put a dampener on her dancing career (by breaking her leg, had I managed to get her to the ground, which to her credit I couldn't do). I still contend my inability to get her to the ground was the fact my takedowns suck, I was VERY out of shape and she was exceptionally tall and strong.
Bugger Southern Mantis re: Not being able to unbalance her.
Am now 5ft11-5ft11.5 and weigh 80kg and am hopefully resuming wrestling soon.What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
:occasion1
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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HONEY BADGER!
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8/03/2005 12:16pm -
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Posted On:
8/03/2005 12:18pm
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Would kicking a woman in the groin cause pain as in a man?
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
:occasion1
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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HONEY BADGER!
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8/03/2005 12:42pm -
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Posted On:
8/03/2005 12:52pm
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its does but not in the same way it hurts a man.
Originally Posted by Angry_Spastic
the pain you feel from getting kicked in the nuts is a self defense mechanism that reminds you that this is an important part of yur body that procreation depends upon.
and that kick he did to the kung-fu guy was weak. i mean years of practice might have givin this guy numb balLs and therefore doesnt feels as much pain when being kick in the nads but a kicks a kick(and i good one in any spot would hurt).Eduardo "Why'd you stop."
Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."
Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."
Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."
Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."
Originally posted by Ralek
My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped. -
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Posted On:
8/03/2005 10:53am
Style: basically newbie
Kicking a praying mantis master in the balls