SAMBO vs BJJ

**kcvmac** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 4:30am

Sambo is aggresive Judo, and BJJ is defensive Judo.

***jnp*** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 7:26am

BJJ is the fellow who used to be cool. Cambo is the slick new guy who everyone wants to hang out with.

Why won't you hang out with me in Austin, Cambo? Why you gotta' be 45 minutes away in Pflugerville?

My coworker's son is already a beast in high school wrestling. Since they live in Pflugerville, I told him to send his son to Cambo when he asked me what martial art his son should study.

I am happy I had a hand in creating a new monster on the mat.

**Rudenoodle** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 8:12am

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***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 9:19am

Originally Posted by Syphilis

who the **** cares what your grappling skill is called as long as you win the fight.

Dude..like shut up and stuff.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 4:12pm

Originally Posted by jnp

BJJ is the fellow who used to be cool. Cambo is the slick new guy who everyone wants to hang out with.

It's actually Sambo. Yea, spelled with an S, not a C. Just so you know.

**wetware** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 4:18pm

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

It's actually Sambo. Yea, spelled with an S, not a C. Just so you know.

Ah, Romanization, why do you hate us so?

**Outis** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 5:09pm

Originally Posted by Joz

Sangaku Jime is supposedly the creation of Tsunetane Oda.

Then Sergio "Sucuri" Dorileo borrowed Oda's creation from a book and the rest is history...

***jnp*** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 6:21pm

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

It's actually Sambo. Yea, spelled with an S, not a C. Just so you know.

My reasons for spelling Cambo with a C,

1. It's spelled with a C in Russian.
2. I took 2 years of Russian in college.
3. I dislike the word Sambo.
4. It pisses off pedantic semantic douchebags.

Just so you know.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 6:40pm

1. The Russian C is phoneticially equivalent to the English S.
2. Russian is my native language.
3. Why you hating Sambo bro?
4. :FapFap:

***jnp*** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 6:49pm

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

1. The Russian C is phoneticially equivalent to the English S.
2. Russian is my native language.
3. Why you hating Sambo bro?
4. :FapFap:

Look you just don't understand what Cambo and I have together. I've been trying to get her to come over to my place for years now, but she insists I come to her. I can't due to work and ~~family~~ babydaddy commitments.

She don't want me bro. She don't want me real bad.

I almost got mah country song of sorrow about sweet, sweet Cambo's rejection of my tender martial heart finished. Any day now it'll be a chart topper.