Ever have your training ruined....

**FMA_Brian** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 12:08am

Originally Posted by JKDChick

I just glare at people like that till they shut up. I am a red sash in glare-fu.

Can you show us the "Evil-Eye Kata"? lol

Actually I had a guy always comew in on my clubs free hours on the weekend always wanting to grapple and ****. He was some asshole self-proclaimed Modern Arnis guy. Couldn't grapple worth a damn and would fish hook, gouge and pinch and he'd always grab a newbie to abuse until I told him he was a guest. Final straw was the SOB walks right up to me showing some Kali and askes if I "Want to play some Arnis?". WTF?? I told him right then and there who my instructors were and where my **** came from (my instructor had bad relations with him). Little coward was out the door (a good 30 feet) in seconds. Challenge or don't challenge just don't be a little sneaky bitch messin with the n00bs. Next weekend he showed up again; I told him flat out after the previous weekends shenanegans he wasn't welcome ever again.

-Brian

**KickAHippie** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 3:07am

I had some assclown trying to give me tips on having a better defensive guard. This is the only area I don't have problems in. Come to find out, he was in the army and his only ground experience had been the army training and wrestling with his friend. That guy is dead now.

**chaosexmachina** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 3:10am

Originally Posted by JKDChick

I just glare at people like that till they shut up. I am a red sash in glare-fu.

Give 'em the old hairy eyeball.

**Transcendent Sunchips** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 8:16am

Experienced that once. Some fat guy walked into our club to check it out. Fat guy sees me kicking the bag. Fat guy starts telling me how to throw a proper swing kick. Fat guy tells me his life MA story that I forgot to listen to.

Hmm...knee bar from mount? Sounds like this guy has been playing a lot of Tekken 5 and thought it was a good idea to use that since Craig Marduk can do a knee bar from that position.

**Ronin** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 8:26am

I usually am very polite and counter most remarks with polite replies such as:

If I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you with my cock.
Or
How about you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself.
Or
If you don't shut up, I will come over there and face **** you
Or
You look pretty pale for a guy who is full of ****
Or
I'll put your mouth to better use once I am done here.

**The_Mirth** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 8:50am

Originally Posted by BatRonin

I usually am very polite and counter most remarks with polite replies such as:

If I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you with my cock.
Or
How about you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself.
Or
If you don't shut up, I will come over there and face **** you
Or
You look pretty pale for a guy who is full of ****
Or
I'll put your mouth to better use once I am done here.

:laughing1

**PirateJon** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 8:58am

Originally Posted by KickAHippie

I had some assclown trying to give me tips on having a better defensive guard. This is the only area I don't have problems in. Come to find out, he was in the army and his only ground experience had been the army training and wrestling with his friend. That guy is dead now.

Now that's how you handle bad advice.

**Mr. Mantis** · Posted On: 7/27/2005 8:58am

Originally Posted by Thaiboxerken

Anyway, while rolling with the instructor, some older japanese fella kept giving me advice on what I needed to do. He was telling me to ankle lock from my opponent's guard, go for kneebars while mounted and other "interesting" things. At first I figured that the guy was the judo instructor of the school we were guests at. I kept thinking "those judo guys have no clue about the ground". Anyway, about 20 minutes into rolling, the jap guy left. The instructor of the BJJ class asked me if I knew that person. It turns out that neither of us knew him. It was just some asshole off the street that was checking out the club.

That's worse than beginners telling beginners what to do. For some idiotic reason, they love to give advice to their fellow ignorant. And the ignorant will commonly ask the ignorant their questions, instead of an instructor or ranked student.

That fucking guy sounds like he was calling out moves he's heard of to see what they look like.

Originally Posted by Osiris

He needs to control himself then. When you get KOd at that rate in competition they ban you from fighting to protect you. That shouldn't be happening to you in practice. Not like that.

Maybe he's trying to "teach him a lesson" then.