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  1. FMA_Brian is offline

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     Style: Filipino Martial Arts

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Glare-Fu and punk asses

    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick
    I just glare at people like that till they shut up. I am a red sash in glare-fu.
    Can you show us the "Evil-Eye Kata"? lol

    Actually I had a guy always comew in on my clubs free hours on the weekend always wanting to grapple and ****. He was some asshole self-proclaimed Modern Arnis guy. Couldn't grapple worth a damn and would fish hook, gouge and pinch and he'd always grab a newbie to abuse until I told him he was a guest. Final straw was the SOB walks right up to me showing some Kali and askes if I "Want to play some Arnis?". WTF?? I told him right then and there who my instructors were and where my **** came from (my instructor had bad relations with him). Little coward was out the door (a good 30 feet) in seconds. Challenge or don't challenge just don't be a little sneaky bitch messin with the n00bs. Next weekend he showed up again; I told him flat out after the previous weekends shenanegans he wasn't welcome ever again.

    -Brian
  2. KickAHippie is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 3:07am

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     Style: American Jujitsu

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    I had some assclown trying to give me tips on having a better defensive guard. This is the only area I don't have problems in. Come to find out, he was in the army and his only ground experience had been the army training and wrestling with his friend. That guy is dead now.



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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 3:10am

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     Style: MMA/Pankration

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick
    I just glare at people like that till they shut up. I am a red sash in glare-fu.
    Give 'em the old hairy eyeball.
    "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg

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  4. Transcendent Sunchips is offline
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    Happy birthday to me.

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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 8:16am

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     Style: Bocksing, ngBJJ

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    Experienced that once. Some fat guy walked into our club to check it out. Fat guy sees me kicking the bag. Fat guy starts telling me how to throw a proper swing kick. Fat guy tells me his life MA story that I forgot to listen to.

    Hmm...knee bar from mount? Sounds like this guy has been playing a lot of Tekken 5 and thought it was a good idea to use that since Craig Marduk can do a knee bar from that position.
  5. Ronin is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 8:26am

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     Style: Shi Ja Quan

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    I usually am very polite and counter most remarks with polite replies such as:

    If I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you with my cock.
    Or
    How about you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself.
    Or
    If you don't shut up, I will come over there and face **** you
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    You look pretty pale for a guy who is full of ****
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    I'll put your mouth to better use once I am done here.
  6. The_Mirth is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 8:50am


     Style: WC, Shotokan

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatRonin
    I usually am very polite and counter most remarks with polite replies such as:

    If I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you with my cock.
    Or
    How about you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself.
    Or
    If you don't shut up, I will come over there and face **** you
    Or
    You look pretty pale for a guy who is full of ****
    Or
    I'll put your mouth to better use once I am done here.
    :laughing1
  7. PirateJon is offline
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    and good morning to you too

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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 8:58am

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     Style: MT/BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickAHippie
    I had some assclown trying to give me tips on having a better defensive guard. This is the only area I don't have problems in. Come to find out, he was in the army and his only ground experience had been the army training and wrestling with his friend. That guy is dead now.

    Now that's how you handle bad advice.
  8. Mr. Mantis is offline
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    One Ambulance, Eleven Cops...

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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 8:58am

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     Style: Kung Fu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaiboxerken
    Anyway, while rolling with the instructor, some older japanese fella kept giving me advice on what I needed to do. He was telling me to ankle lock from my opponent's guard, go for kneebars while mounted and other "interesting" things. At first I figured that the guy was the judo instructor of the school we were guests at. I kept thinking "those judo guys have no clue about the ground". Anyway, about 20 minutes into rolling, the jap guy left. The instructor of the BJJ class asked me if I knew that person. It turns out that neither of us knew him. It was just some asshole off the street that was checking out the club.
    That's worse than beginners telling beginners what to do. For some idiotic reason, they love to give advice to their fellow ignorant. And the ignorant will commonly ask the ignorant their questions, instead of an instructor or ranked student.

    That fucking guy sounds like he was calling out moves he's heard of to see what they look like.


    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris
    He needs to control himself then. When you get KOd at that rate in competition they ban you from fighting to protect you. That shouldn't be happening to you in practice. Not like that.
    Maybe he's trying to "teach him a lesson" then.
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
  9. Hannibal is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 9:10am

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     Style: Kyokushin and Judo.

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    The real question is who the hell is this Japanese guy ?
    Hannibal: The sworn enemy of dishonest politicians, source of entertainment on Bullshido and newly appointed Office Linebacker. Terry Tait ain't got **** on me !!!!
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    Posted On:
    7/27/2005 9:12am


     Style: WC, Shotokan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal
    The real question is who the hell is this Japanese guy ?
    He's the evil Bagger Vance of MMA! :eusa_shhh
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