Numa Numa Chrono

Phrost · 7/20/2005 1:16pm

Ahh Chrono, whether it's being accused by a blogger of astrally raping Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction characters (people actually write that??), or striving to be the internet's foremost authority on attempting Dragonball Z techniques, you're a subject of infinite entertainment around here and we love you for it.

Of course, one of these days we're going to break it to your parents what you've been doing. If nothing else, I'm sure they'll frown on "astral rape" (whatever that's supposed to be).

In the meantime, here's a video of the nucklehead in question, trying to "Power UP" using his Ki... with a little twist. The guys over at Portal of Evil have graciously added a Numa Numa soundtrack to his e-retardism for even more entertainment value.

Can't beat a deal like that anywhere. Keep on trucking Chrono, we'll be there to laugh at you on each step of your journey towards adulthood, reality, and discovering the opposite sex on this plane of existence. <img src="http://www.bullshido.com/images/chrono.jpg" align=right> Once you actually kiss a girl, please post about it in your journal so we can all share in your moment of victory over the forces of natural selection. We're all rooting for you (to fail).

For the rest of you, enjoy (mini-chrono image is link) -->

Don't forget to rate the clip and add your comments.

**Wounded Ronin** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 1:29pm

What is profoundly disappointing is how for a time he seemed that he wanted to take his Shotokan seriously and leave all his ki crap behind, but that he eventually decided not to.

I guess that he didn't want to actually have to work hard at Shotokan and reality, and so he found it easier to retreat back to the fantasy world where he was most comfortable and in which he could assume a position of authority on his Ki Sanctuary forum.

Or maybe what he wants is attention. Maybe that's why he kept "raping" a fanfiction character when it was obvious that he was causing distress to the author. Maybe he found he could get more attention from kids on the internet by being a ki astral master than he could in real life.

Either way, what a disappointment. Kevin's really getting too old for that kind of crap, and I think that he really needs to see a psychiatrist.

**beka** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 1:46pm

That poor kid.
And he's not even that bad looking of a person where he really needs to restrict himself to astral hedgehogs.

I think the worst part about it all is that I actually kinda like that song.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 1:48pm

It's Romanian, apparently. Dragosta Din Tei, I think is the name.

**rharbers** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 1:57pm

What are we actually witnessing here?

**TehDeadlyDimMak** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 2:03pm

The pinnacle of human development?

**Wounded Ronin** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 2:08pm

The lion transformation, Rharbers, DUH!!!!!

**Luan** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 2:17pm

omg, won't anyone step up and do the humane thing by put it out of my misery ><

I'm out of country else i'd do it myself.

**MrMcFu** · Posted On: 7/20/2005 2:34pm

Originally Posted by Phrost

It's Romanian, apparently. Dragosta Din Tei, I think is the name.

Correct Phrost. My Romanian roommate listened to that all the time when it was still t3h schizz3l (rhymes with schnitzel) hit in Germany.

The band has sadly broken up now though.