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  1. Porrig is offline

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    Another clambaked idiot

    http://www.topsecrettraining.com/combat.html

    This is good, this is really good....
  2. Ronin is offline

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    Join us... or die
     Style: Shi Ja Quan

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    best part:

    " He replied, “Son, I have more moves up my sleeve than Slick Willy has places to put cigars.”

    Other than that, go play ps2, you'll learn more.
  3. afronaut is offline
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     Style: boxing

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    Have I read that "young lieutenant and the grizzled colonel" story somewhere else before?
    I dork harder than any of you can imagine.

    - Hedgehoney
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    Posted On:
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    ... holy crap - I think I just lost some brain cells by only reading the headline... damn ... :eusa_sick
  5. Random Guy is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Wrestling

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    What the ****? I knew a guy in special forces, he said the training wasn't really special or different, just intense.
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    Posted On:
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     Style: WC, Shotokan

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    Haven't I seen this guy on tv selling his furniture at "Crazy" prices, at or below invoice?
  7. Rubberduck is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Savate

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    Somebody is making ultimate parody of the TRS-type über-combat systems. :laughing9 Good one that.....
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    Posted On:
    7/20/2005 10:38am


     Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

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    I just sneezed on my crotch

    You gotta love this gem:

    "How would you like to be able to master any fighting style or martial art in only 3 weeks, instead of 30 years…and be fully qualified to teach it to others- just like our Green Berets train foreign freedom fighters?"

    ME ME ME!

    -daGorilla
  9. Year Zero is offline

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     Style: Judo, Brazilian Jujitsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by daGorilla
    You gotta love this gem:

    "How would you like to be able to master any fighting style or martial art in only 3 weeks, instead of 30 years…and be fully qualified to teach it to others- just like our Green Berets train foreign freedom fighters?"

    ME ME ME!

    -daGorilla

    I seriously thought that site was a joke. It looked to outrageous to be real. I had no idea those terrorists we train in other countries(called freedom fighters) were using martial arts to overthrow democratically elected/popular governments. It seems the authors of that site get their ideas from 80's action films or something of the like.
  10. daGorilla is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Year Zero
    I seriously thought that site was a joke. It looked to outrageous to be real. I had no idea those terrorists we train in other countries(called freedom fighters) were using martial arts to overthrow democratically elected/popular governments. It seems the authors of that site get their ideas from 80's action films or something of the like.

    There are craploads of these spam-like infomercial sites. It's scary. They all have basically the same message: "Forget all your martial arts! It's all crap! I know the real secret to being an unstoppable killing machine, and you can learn it in a week, with no practice! BUY MY STUFF!"

    -dagorilla
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