YOU COULD DO THAT WITH YOUR UGLY FACE AND DISGUSTING BODY
Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
You didn't seem to mind my body when we were spooning...
Cheers guys, that's how I expected he'd think of them. Like most things he goes on about, he starts with a generally reasonable hypothsis, in this case that shining a light in someone's face can be useful -well, yes it can. Armed law enforcement agencies do sometimes teach that -but it is the gun that is the tool, the flashlight is the force-multiplier.... and it inevitably means firing single handed.... so pros and cons.
Yet, he then makes a flawed leap of faith to ASSUME that it is equally valid in a civilian self-defence context without adequately considering the nature of street violence (...sorry, I mean da'5T433t!). He wrongly assumes that because military police et al carry torches this proves that they will be effective if deployed by civilians... in significantly different circumstances. A military police officer will shine a six cell maglight in your face whilst shouting "RAF Police! Stand still or I shoot, stand still or I'll shoot, stand still or I'll shoot!" (in Uk you're generally meant to warn at least three times before you can shoot, in most circumstances, so it is always repeated three times).
Phil can say "Fat fool! Back off or I'll fart! Back off or I'll fart! Back....pppaaaarrrrpppppp... oh dear..."
Big difference. Rant over.
You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM
just die already.
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Originally Posted by JohnnyCache
That was brilliant. Really liked the mock shock, horror, suspense frame (Oh no, a homeless person!!! And he's African American). Couldn't have taken the piss out of Phil Elmore's irrational fear of the homeless and his xenophobia in a betteer way.
Although I am curious about the eyebrow? Are you just so sick of that little motherfuck that you had to draw it down, or has Phil finally got the fucking message?
Here's a quote from Phil. He's referring to a man who caught some shrapnel in his leg.
A man after my own heart, if considerably braver. "Hold on, Steve, I have to take a picture of my wound for my forum." I'd have done the same!
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