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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Well I HAVE argued with KFSS, but, ****, my 3 and a half year old nephew is wittier.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVIL ASIA
    They say the only reason I did it was because I share their bloodline.

    *air riffs, flips out*
    Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Ronin
    *air riffs, flips out*
    No unlicensed ninja antics! There are fines for that, you know.

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    Just had one matter of fact.

    Between a guy who is dating my ex and myself. Apparently he had a problem with me and confronted me. I told him I only fight in the ring. He asked what that was supposed to mean. I told I did kickboxing. He said Ha, I DO TKD WE BEAT YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME. I said ok well heres where I train and I am usually there everyday from 10-12. He then went on saying that his time was too valuable to waste on me. I later found out from his sister hes never trained a day in his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightmare
    He said Ha, I DO TKD WE BEAT YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME.
    That sounds like one of the mythbusters: "I deny your reality and substitute my own."
    I'm not drowning my sorrows, I'm preserving them in alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightmare
    Just had one matter of fact.

    Between a guy who is dating my ex and myself. Apparently he had a problem with me and confronted me. I told him I only fight in the ring. He asked what that was supposed to mean. I told I did kickboxing. He said Ha, I DO TKD WE BEAT YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME. I said ok well heres where I train and I am usually there everyday from 10-12. He then went on saying that his time was too valuable to waste on me. I later found out from his sister hes never trained a day in his life.

    Oh my god I love that! Of all the arts to claim he did.. Buying into the hype, I guess...

    Good story. :tongue1:

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVIL ASIA
    My thug, hadcore prison, uncles think MA is a joke; but I have beaten their ass on several occasions. They say the only reason I did it was because I share their bloodline.
    haha that's great.

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    seriously couldnt understand what the fuckity in that first post. dont do drugs kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beka
    Oh my god I love that! Of all the arts to claim he did.. Buying into the hype, I guess...

    Good story. :tongue1:
    I started shaking in fear when said Tae Kw......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightmare
    Between a guy who is dating my ex and myself.
    Reflexive pronouns are hilarious.

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