American Kenpo technique or Horrible scifi novel tiein?

[Clyde]

Title says it all. Guess which is which. Kenpo people and fans of Lustbader and Stackpole, wait until all those who know nothing about either have ALL replied. You are not allowed to use any search engine or similiar tools. I will enforce this with my cock ready to assault your eyes, ears, nose.
Wall of thorns
Mace of destruction
Bred for war
Stunning fist
Assumption of risk
Eye of argon
Malicious intent
Dance of death
Forces of darkness
Circles of destruction
Black Dragon
Finger of Death
Spurning the Storm
Crushing Hand
Binding force
Circle of death
Falcon rising
Clutch of death
Deviated destruction
Storms of fate
Dagger point
Intelectual Departure
Lone Kimono
Burning soul
Gift of Destruction
Falcons of Force
Roar of honor
Eagle's Splendor
Cross of Destruction
Flight to Freedom
dead right there
Shield & Sword
Alive and well
Iron body
Gift of Destiny
Gathering Clouds
Circling the Horizon
Expeditious Retreat
Illusions of victory
Detour from Doom
Circle of Doom
tactics of duty
Shadows of war
righteous might
Hearts of Chaos
sword and fire
crushing hand
threads of ambition



In addition, there are some on this list which fit in neither category, but rather a third category I will not name. Try to guess where they come from. There is at least one, possibly more, which fit into more than one category. Bonus handjobs if you can correctly name it.Two of them I simply made up. If you can swing that, you get anal.

And exactly how much time do you have studying American Kenpo again? In fact, how long have you even been doing MA's at all? Geez, STFU already. Most of those listed are not EPAK anyway, I saw maybe a dozen that were.


Have a great Kenpo day

Clyde

[Hedgehogey]

Ok, let's review this.

Me: Hey, kenpo technique names are silly! See if you can tell the difference between their silly titles and those of pulp mecha space operas!

Clyde: YOU DO NOT KNOW THE POWER OF THE REAL APPLICATIONS OF KENPO (BTW THESE ARENT ALL KENPO)!!

Roll credits, fadeout, some sort of montage of this thread's bloopers plays in a window

[TehDeadlyDimMak]

You forgot Wing of Silk!

[Poop Loops]

And Piercing Wang.

PL