American Kenpo technique or Horrible scifi novel tiein?

**Hedgehogey** · Posted On: 7/05/2005 10:28pm

Title says it all. Guess which is which. Kenpo people and fans of Lustbader and Stackpole, wait until all those who know nothing about either have ALL replied. You are not allowed to use any search engine or similiar tools. I will enforce this with my cock ready to assault your eyes, ears, nose.
Wall of thorns
Mace of destruction
Bred for war
Stunning fist
Assumption of risk
Eye of argon
Malicious intent
Dance of death
Forces of darkness
Circles of destruction
Black Dragon
Finger of Death
Spurning the Storm
Crushing Hand
Binding force
Circle of death
Falcon rising
Clutch of death
Deviated destruction
Storms of fate
Dagger point
Intelectual Departure
Lone Kimono
Burning soul
Gift of Destruction
Falcons of Force
Roar of honor
Eagle's Splendor
Cross of Destruction
Flight to Freedom
dead right there
Shield & Sword
Alive and well
Iron body
Gift of Destiny
Gathering Clouds
Circling the Horizon
Expeditious Retreat
Illusions of victory
Detour from Doom
Circle of Doom
tactics of duty
Shadows of war
righteous might
Hearts of Chaos
sword and fire
crushing hand
threads of ambition

In addition, there are some on this list which fit in neither category, but rather a third category I will not name. Try to guess where they come from. There is at least one, possibly more, which fit into more than one category. Bonus handjobs if you can correctly name it.Two of them I simply made up. If you can swing that, you get anal.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 7/05/2005 10:38pm

Quick question: WHY should I do this? Do I get a prize?

PL

**Kistrael** · Posted On: 7/05/2005 10:48pm

I'm only in this if there's a prize. Do we get assaulted by your wang whether we win or lose anyway?

**Hedgehogey** · Posted On: 7/05/2005 10:58pm

Yes. But if you win, I don't wear the sandpaper condom.

It's kindof like the race in The Stand but with my throbbing, turgid member.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 7/05/2005 11:15pm

Like I said before you edited my post (you fascist pig-dog!), how long did this take you to put together?

PL

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 7/06/2005 12:28am

"Circle of Death" is on there twice.

**new2bjj** · Posted On: 7/06/2005 12:31am

My god, it's my old Bok fu manual. I was just thinking of how much of my life was wasted training in that crap. I'm sure Fred Ettish knows all those names.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 7/06/2005 12:33am

That's because there are 2 circles of death. One created by going clockwise, one created by going counterclockwise. But only ONE is the true Kempo one.

PL

**badandy** · Posted On: 7/06/2005 12:43am

I should shoot myself for knowing any of those names for certain...

**meng_mao** · Posted On: 7/06/2005 3:12am

I'll take a crack

Wall of thorns - isn't this Diablo?
Mace of destruction - Diablo?
Bred for war - scifi
Stunning fist - kempo
Assumption of risk - scifi
Eye of argon - scifi
Malicious intent - scifi
Dance of death - kempo
Forces of darkness - scifi
Circles of destruction - scifi
Black Dragon - tough one. kempo
Finger of Death - kempo
Spurning the Storm - scifi
Crushing Hand - kempo
Binding force - scifi
Circle of death - kempo
Falcon rising - scifi
Clutch of death - kempo
Deviated destruction - scifi
Storms of fate - scifi
Dagger point - fantasy?
Intelectual Departure - scifi
Lone Kimono - ?? kempo?
Burning soul - scifi
Gift of Destruction - scifi
Falcons of Force - scifi
Roar of honor - scifi
Eagle's Splendor - scifi
Cross of Destruction - scifi
Flight to Freedom - scifi
dead right there - scifi
Shield & Sword - kempo
Alive and well - scifi
Iron body - kempo
Gift of Destiny - scifi
Gathering Clouds - scifi
Circling the Horizon - kempo
Expeditious Retreat - kempo
Illusions of victory - scifi
Detour from Doom - scifi
Circle of Doom - scifi
tactics of duty - scifi
Shadows of war - scifi
righteous might - scifi
Hearts of Chaos - scifi
sword and fire - scifi
threads of ambition - scifi