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    Dedicated to all those self proclaimed masters

    Supreme Ultimate Grand Master Bater, 30th Degree Black Belt in themartial art he, in his incredible wisdom, developed and perfected to its fullest potential as the Ultimate Fighting Art. Ai-Ju-Kara-Keito-Jiyu-Jitsu-Do is awesome and heart stopping, not only in trying to pronounce, but in its deadliness on the dance floor.

    Supreme Ultimate grand Master Bater has never met anyone in the martial arts who impresses him as much whth their skills as he impresses himself with his. He often says, very humbly, "I have never met anyone as magnificent as myself".

    Supreme Ultimate Grand Master Bater is noted for his humility, never referring to himself by his proper title, but preferring to be addressed only as Master Bater. (Please remember to remain on you knees while addressing him, though. Also be sure to keep your eyes on the floor, and whimper occasionally. An occasional tremble is appropriate. Groveling is expected.)

    The name of this incredible art comes from the following:

    Ai Harmony, harmonious way
    Ju Soft
    Kara Empty
    Keito Chicken head
    Jiyu Freestyle
    Jitsu Fighting art, or system
    Do Way of

    The Way of the Harmonious, Soft, Empty Chicken Head, Freeestyle Fighting System.

    Or, stated less formally, in more common English:

    The art which harmoniously integrates the subtleties of a soft, empty headed chicken, into a freestyle fighting system. Awsome Stuff!!!!

    The opponents who have the misfortune to engage this style are CLUCKed:

    Closed upon by the Master
    Lured into the trap
    Unable to comprehend the immensity of what is about to happen
    Completely helpless as they laugh hysterically at the techniques used against them
    Kindly spared the horrible fate of laughing to death by passing out from lack of oxygen

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    I have failed to laugh.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

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    what a ***** he doesnt even know Tae Bo ...

    and shouldnt this be in Trollshido or the Empty Hand Short Hand forum ?

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    Who the **** are you?

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    SHEH forum is Trollshido.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

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    Sometimes I think I'm the only one who actually READ the newbie FAQ

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    lol !!!1111!!!!!!!
    BuT iT SayEZ dON'"T RED

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