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    What's the matter, AM, can't stand the thought of somebody . . . bigger? :cachas:


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    Quote Originally Posted by beka
    That means a lot, coming from a guy with no chest hair.
    My wife hates my chest hair. What's chest hair have to do with anything?
    "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beka
    No, I cannot kick my dorky boyfriend's ass. You see, as luck would have it, he happens to be extremely gigantic. He is is 6'5'' and 310#. He was a bouncer for three years, but decided he didn't want to be around the violence and the stupidity caused by the bar goers anymore. So now he's a checker at a grocery store. His T-shirts are 2XLT, but his pants are normal. A large portion of his size is in his torso. His hands are bigger than my face. His shoes are size 15. I couldn't strangle him if I tried--his neck is just way too thick.

    Sometimes I try to get all jiu-jitsu on him. But to no avail. He either just overpowers me or squashes me. I can't even arm-bar him when he lets me just grab one. He decided if we were to have children they would have extremely broad shoulders.

    Oops. It seems I answered your question. Besides, the only good photos I have of him are really bad. He shaved off his beard for some reason. Ick. It's back now and he looks burly again. I like that. :P :car6:


    But wiry and pretty is good too, right? :lol:
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

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    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
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    Quote Originally Posted by beka
    That means a lot, coming from a guy with no chest hair.
    Stellar retort. Ever think that some of us have evolved beyond the point of body fur?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyCache
    What's the matter, AM, can't stand the thought of somebody . . . bigger? :cachas:
    Wait, did you say something? I was refilling my IV bag full of Tren, Deca and Winstrol. :biggrin:

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    Hang on. Before we go on I must correct something.

    Ronin.

    Your comment of what Joe Pesci did to that tough guy in the movie Casino. WHere he stabbed him on the nightclub with a pen. That does not apply to tough guys alone. Joe (Nicky Santaro) only won because he took the other guy by surprise. The same way Frank Vincent (Frank Marino) took him by surprise in the end by killing Joe and his brother.
    Hannibal: The sworn enemy of dishonest politicians, source of entertainment on Bullshido and newly appointed Office Linebacker. Terry Tait ain't got **** on me !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal
    Hang on. Before we go on I must correct something.

    Ronin.

    Your comment of what Joe Pesci did to that tough guy in the movie Casino. WHere he stabbed him on the nightclub with a pen. That does not apply to tough guys alone. Joe (Nicky Santaro) only won because he took the other guy by surprise. The same way Frank Vincent (Frank Marino) took him by surprise in the end by killing Joe and his brother.
    Yes muffin, and THAT is what happesn to "bad boys".
    :violent1:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal
    Hang on. Before we go on I must correct something.

    Ronin.

    Your comment of what Joe Pesci did to that tough guy in the movie Casino. WHere he stabbed him on the nightclub with a pen. That does not apply to tough guys alone. Joe (Nicky Santaro) only won because he took the other guy by surprise. The same way Frank Vincent (Frank Marino) took him by surprise in the end by killing Joe and his brother.
    Yeah, but Franky taking Joe for a ride didn't bring the guy from the nightclub back :icon_lol:


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    Quote Originally Posted by AkiraMusashi
    Wait, did you say something? I was refilling my IV bag full of Tren, Deca and Winstrol. :biggrin:

    Personally I would drop the winny and go with test and drop the deca and go with Eq... then you would be a lean big bad boy... without fur... :icon_lol:
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    People have been telling him that it's stupid and will not work... for 1200 years." - Leodom

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    Equipoise. Nothing says awesome like horse steroids.

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