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    My cock used to be registered as a deadly weapon, but then I got married and its be retired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mantis
    I doubt there is even a charge called "assault with a deadly weapon" anywhere in the nation.

    My ex was accused of assaulting a woman with a knife (assault being different than battery) and the charge on his arrest warrant was "assault with intent to cause great bodily injury". He was also charged with burglary (not breaking and entering or theft), dissuading a witness, and destroying a phone line. This was in California. I imagine if there were an 'assault with a deadly weapon' charge, he'd have gotten that one, too.

    We broke up pretty soon after he got arrested.

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    Didn't you jam up some idiots misogynist rant with a "Cool Chicks like Nice Nerdy Boys" rant of your own?

    So you DO like the badboyz after all!
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."

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    Quote Originally Posted by beka
    My ex was accused of assaulting a woman with a knife (assault being different than battery) and the charge on his arrest warrant was "assault with intent to cause great bodily injury". He was also charged with burglary (not breaking and entering or theft), dissuading a witness, and destroying a phone line. This was in California. I imagine if there were an 'assault with a deadly weapon' charge, he'd have gotten that one, too.

    We broke up pretty soon after he got arrested.
    Hoo Boy. I am glad you had the sense to split. You would be suprised how some women will stick with very dangerous (and stupid) men.

    Burglary at common law is basically trespassing in an occupied dwelling, in the night season with the intent to commit a crime therein. Theft is not necessary contrary to popular belief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zendetta
    Didn't you jam up some idiots misogynist rant with a "Cool Chicks like Nice Nerdy Boys" rant of your own?

    So you DO like the badboyz after all!

    I can't count how many "bad boys" I have fixed in my time...

    Bad Boys, yeah right, more like fucktards.

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    Yes Koto got his name changed, quit asking... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatRonin
    I can't count how many "bad boys" I have fixed in my time...

    Bad Boys, yeah right, more like fucktards.
    "Whatcha gonna do when Ronin comes for you?"

    :laughing1:

    Every time I hear that song I always think of COPS now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koto_Ryu
    "Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Ronin comes for you?"

    :laughing1:
    Remember what joe Pesci did to that "tough guy" in Casino, with the pen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatRonin
    Remember what joe Pesci did to that "tough guy" in Casino, with the pen?
    Is it anything like what Ralphie did to that whore in the parking lot?
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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    Yes Koto got his name changed, quit asking... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatRonin
    Remember what joe Pesci did to that "tough guy" in Casino, with the pen?


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