Commotio Cordis.......Death touch

[Doctor X]

So what you're saying is, that the ancient secrets of __ng __un actually revolve around copping feels off of female "assailants?" Now the art makes perfect sense!

. . . .

I think you may be onto something there, Dr. X....

Except that __ing _un is t3h g4y.

Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that.

With having t3h g4y that is.

I agree with everything Doctor X says, and I want to give him my children or, barring that, a large plantation in Georgia.

It is a great example of "cherry picking." Woos will focus on such stuff without at all considering the implications of the theory. As you state, a standing person with an identifiable JVP will hardly have fighting you on his mind.

--J.D.

[Te(V)plar]

This is a one in a million type of death. Nothing you could ever train.

[Doctor X]

What? You mean you do not carry around baseballs to hurl at attacker's chests?

Has the UFC taught you nothing?!!

--J.D.