Posted On:6/26/2005 3:03pm
Like, you were all "teh str33t" and you could kick so much ass with ur huge guns 'n ****.
I'll admit, I did for awhile. And getting into a fight with a kid who took Taekwon Do from a McDojo for four years, and then beating him down (he used a bunch of fancy jump kicks that didn't do anything) didn't help. Then, I "sparred" with my friend who took jiujitsu for five years from a solid school, and while I was busy trying to pull off stupid ONG BAK moves or whatever, he trapped me and threw me to the ground every time.
I have to say, amateur clusterfucks "figh clubs" are fun as hell, but damn are they stupid.
Posted On:6/26/2005 3:09pm
Style: Using bag as aggro outlet
No, guns but I could still do people damage. Wrestling's the way to go for me.
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
Posted On:6/26/2005 3:30pm
Style: Jiu Jitsu
I thought I was badass when I did Classical Jiu Jitsu. I actually thought partnered kata was teaching me a lot about fighting... When I started taking BJJ the reality that I suck at fighting came crashing down around me.
Posted On:6/26/2005 3:38pm
I was 7 before I took an MA...
So needless to say, I was a total badass =P
You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:6/26/2005 3:45pm
Yeah, I'm kind of with Em - I was like, 13, 14, when I started. Who doesn't think they're bad when they're in jr. high?
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
When I was seven, we were imitiating the Power Rangers kung fu. That **** could kill ANYONE.
Posted On:6/26/2005 3:58pm
Style: Muay Thai
My ass has always been rather cantankerous, even rude, but never quite bad. I did have this super fat friend when I was younger... his were the cheeks of god's wrath. But in all seriousness I was a really passive little dude. But eventually a bully started a fight which I finished then subsequently declared myself "teh sh!t". Course when I actually went to a real dojo that whole facade was proven very, very, very, very wrong. Your face must only become intimately acquainted with someone's gloves once before you learn your place... on the floor...
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Posted On:6/26/2005 4:47pm
Style: In Transition
I am a non-social, "lone wolf" type of person, so I just kind of keep to myself, never badass.
Posted On:6/26/2005 4:55pm
Style: Muso Shinden Ryu
I was constantly reminded of the fact I wasn't a bad ass. Being the smart kid in school gets you picked on. No problem, I said, my dad can teach me how to box. Which he did. And then I fought a bunch. Strangely enough, I think I probably got my ass handed to me as many times I knocked the **** out of someone else, but I didn't get picked on anymore. No one wanted to mess with the guy who was liable to fight back. So I kinda skipped over that whole "I'm a badass" phase because it's hard to think you're a badass when you've got a cut lip and bloody nose.
Posted On:6/26/2005 5:35pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
Yes. I was a thug in high school.
I got better.
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