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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That could be ****, but I might be wrong.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    the only thing that made sense in that entire interview was when he said

    "if you have a toaster you are more likely to eat toast"

    I mean ****, If I didn't have a means to make toast I would never eat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick
    Having read all the previous comments, I'd venture: No.

    Edit: He said nothing for 15 minutes. Nothing. SPend the time staring at the wall, maybe you'll have a mystic vision or something.

    After a time the wall began to warp and I felt strange. The face of an old Tibetan man came through and told me that Phil was merely a self-obsessed and corpulent wannabe who will never be credible because he is too weak to put in the hard work it takes to become competent. He went on to say that Phil is the head of a secret underground society of fat wankers who will one day try to rule the world but I shouldn't worry because that world is contained between the arms of Phil's glasses and the layer of fat that keeps it from our reality.

    Then it all went back to normal and I found myself alone feeling somewhat relieved to see the numbers on my alarm clock telling me it was almost time to go train again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chupacabra
    the only thing that made sense in that entire interview was when he said

    "if you have a toaster you are more likely to eat toast"

    I mean ****, If I didn't have a means to make toast I would never eat it.

    I'm sorry I have to correct this.

    I have a toaster.

    I hate toast.

    I perfer Waffles and Bagels.

    And the occasional Toaster Pastery.

    Thank you.

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    And it is also possible to make toast in an oven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyFive
    And it is also possible to make toast in an oven.
    you can kill people with ovens and toasters

    but are you likely to have a gun related injury when you own a toaster or an oven ?

    what do you have to own to see an increase in struddel related injury ?

    wait what the hell are we talking about ?

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    From the SHEH website:

    It is always fascinating to look at yourself from the outside. I thought about the idea of martial arts traditionalism and my relationship to it for quite some time. I've been accused of many things over the course of my punditry and pedantry in the martial arts field. The profoundly stupid have called me a quasi- or pseudo-intellectual. The followers of alternative combat systems have accused me of sycophantic devotion to a single WWII combatives instructor. The unskilled have called me hateful and the self-absorbed have called me arrogant. The unyielding have called me a liar and the unfeeling have called me cold. The irrational have called me paranoid and the hoplophobic have called me afraid.
    hoplophobic isn't in many dictionaries, by the way. It refereneces love of guns ... in fact, check out this website: http://www.panikon.com/phurba/articles/propose.html for a real interesting definition. I can't even think of what context the Philster is using here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick



    hoplophobic isn't in many dictionaries, by the way. It refereneces love of guns ... in fact, check out this website: http://www.panikon.com/phurba/articles/propose.html for a real interesting definition. I can't even think of what context the Philster is using here.
    I dont think out good friend Phil requires context . Edit :CORRECTION I think he has context actually .... that people who are afraid of gun lovers call him a ***** ass fear mongering moma's boy ...

    Phil now has a term proposed for him ...

    Hoplophilia - "Sexual Arousal From Weaponry."
    Last edited by BackFistMonkey; 6/27/2005 4:25pm at .

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    Yeah, I know. I just find the structure and vocabulary of that paragraph so tortured I had to mock it.
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    Sounded like a public service announcement for crime prevention usually offered by the local PD, only it was slanted toward selling his book. Nothing about the book, just buy it because 'it's dangerous out there and you average people need average info from average me.'

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