6/27/2005 12:41pm, #31
That could be ****, but I might be wrong.DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
"Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache
6/27/2005 12:57pm, #32
the only thing that made sense in that entire interview was when he said
"if you have a toaster you are more likely to eat toast"
I mean ****, If I didn't have a means to make toast I would never eat it.
6/27/2005 1:52pm, #33
Originally Posted by JKDChick
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- Jun 2005
After a time the wall began to warp and I felt strange. The face of an old Tibetan man came through and told me that Phil was merely a self-obsessed and corpulent wannabe who will never be credible because he is too weak to put in the hard work it takes to become competent. He went on to say that Phil is the head of a secret underground society of fat wankers who will one day try to rule the world but I shouldn't worry because that world is contained between the arms of Phil's glasses and the layer of fat that keeps it from our reality.
Then it all went back to normal and I found myself alone feeling somewhat relieved to see the numbers on my alarm clock telling me it was almost time to go train again.
6/27/2005 3:41pm, #34
Originally Posted by Chupacabra
- Join Date
- Jan 2005
I'm sorry I have to correct this.
I have a toaster.
I hate toast.
I perfer Waffles and Bagels.
And the occasional Toaster Pastery.
6/27/2005 3:47pm, #35
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- Dec 2003
- North Carolina
And it is also possible to make toast in an oven.
6/27/2005 3:58pm, #36Originally Posted by JohnnyFive
but are you likely to have a gun related injury when you own a toaster or an oven ?
what do you have to own to see an increase in struddel related injury ?
wait what the hell are we talking about ?
6/27/2005 4:01pm, #37
From the SHEH website:
It is always fascinating to look at yourself from the outside. I thought about the idea of martial arts traditionalism and my relationship to it for quite some time. I've been accused of many things over the course of my punditry and pedantry in the martial arts field. The profoundly stupid have called me a quasi- or pseudo-intellectual. The followers of alternative combat systems have accused me of sycophantic devotion to a single WWII combatives instructor. The unskilled have called me hateful and the self-absorbed have called me arrogant. The unyielding have called me a liar and the unfeeling have called me cold. The irrational have called me paranoid and the hoplophobic have called me afraid.Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
6/27/2005 4:22pm, #38Originally Posted by JKDChick
Phil now has a term proposed for him ...
Hoplophilia - "Sexual Arousal From Weaponry."
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6/27/2005 4:35pm, #39
Yeah, I know. I just find the structure and vocabulary of that paragraph so tortured I had to mock it.Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
6/27/2005 11:50pm, #40
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- Oct 2004
Sounded like a public service announcement for crime prevention usually offered by the local PD, only it was slanted toward selling his book. Nothing about the book, just buy it because 'it's dangerous out there and you average people need average info from average me.'