Ninjer Pile on Me! Hurr!
Posted On:6/22/2005 5:54pm
Style: Bad KB, Worse MT
While African use the deadly, homegrown rip-out-the-tongue attack. Us white people prefer the shoot at big pissed off lion approach. In all seriousness, this starts out slow, but these guys have serious nuts facing down the charging lion.
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(The Llama bit my junk but the ref didn't see it).
Posted On:6/22/2005 7:41pm
Style: Jeet Kune Do
Add this move to your bag of "too deadly" RBSD tricks.
Posted On:6/22/2005 8:57pm
it makes sense, you can stop a dog bite pretty well if you force your arm into its mouth, it opens it too wide to chew.
Posted On:6/22/2005 9:39pm
Style: MT nub, Ex-Tang Soo Do
This sounds pretty fishy to me. Grabbing the tongue out of a leopard? Are you kidding? I think it's a bit hard to believe, but then again, some people in that part of the word seem a bit bereft of senses...
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
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Posted On:6/23/2005 2:03am
Just. Fucking. Weird.
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg
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Mostly, I just sit here. Mostly.
Posted On:6/23/2005 2:09am
Ack, damnit, just posted this over in general bs >_<
Yes, awesome story, god damnit >_<
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Posted On:6/23/2005 6:24am
Will TRS now publish his DVD-series? :bowdown:
Posted On:6/23/2005 6:39am
I think the whole story is bullshit . First of all toung is a slippery thing second it can move third the leoperd would have dug its teeth deep into the man's hand . Finally how the hell did he pull the tounge and tear it out ; I dont think it is possible to tear a leoperds tounge as long as it is moving and alive. May be he will be able to tear out other peoples head or limbs if he is brought to UFC .
Posted On:6/23/2005 7:50am
Style: Judo, BJJ
Originally Posted by Sean
I think the whole story is bullshit.
Agreed. It stinks to me too.
Firstly, leopards are insanely badass. Two famous man-eating leopards are said to have killed 125 and 400 people respectively, and this was after they'd become too injured to hunt their normal prey. They're exceedingly agile killing machines that prey on everything from primates to antelope to local dogs, and they've been observed dragging prey three times their body weight up a tree.
Secondly, this man is 73. He's not exactly in the peak of youth and strength. A man fifty years younger using the machete would have the deck stacked against him. How reliable a witness is he? Well, he's earnestly recounting how the voices in his head told him to do it, so draw your own conclusions.
The slipperiness of the tongue may not be as big a deal as it's being made out to be though - cat's tongues are rough like sandpaper and may indeed make a half-decent grip possible.
Posted On:6/23/2005 8:55am
Style: 5AF & Sub Grappling
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