6/19/2005 3:04pm, #1
What other idiots say about the kung fu streetfightQuote:
Originally Posted by Greg B
Look, anyone thoroughly trained in martial arts would emphatically state that that fight took too long. Yes the kid in the red shirt looked good and I must say he was flexible and his cat stance and advances looked very good. Yet when you go into your stance you do so because you have no choice left. You are prepared to kill or cripple without hesitation. Too much posing going on. If he didn't want to kill that skinny kid he should have never gone into his ****.
With guns and who knows what other weapons out here you do not advertise your **** before you strike. You either go the **** home or kill something quick.
If the kid in the red shirt is indeed highly trained he could have killed that skinny kid so fast it would make your head spin.
He caught him good though I must say, but after he decked him he should have started breaking body parts in half so that dude on the ground's recovery would only occur from years of physical therapy or the power of resurrection.
That is probably the biggest pile of **** I've ever read.
Sure, and let's all forget that kung fu doesn't work for **** in any typ eof NHB testing grounds, KOTC, Pride FC, UFC, whatever.
It's because it's too deadly for the ring.
Eat ass! You've got about as many clues as Deputy Dick.
My family runs martial arts schools all over the world and hold titles globally. Not to mention several militaries in various countries from Judo, Boxing, Taw Kwan Do on down the line.
In combat you do not POSE. You either kill something or go the **** home and eat cornflakes. You do not argue, debate or enter into light banter. You KILL or go the **** home. Dude throws a punch, with Kung Fu you're taught to tear his arm off. Be dumb enough to roll up on someone who has their Tiger and Dragon forms down pat and you'll see what I mean.
I'll put my money is where my mouth is.
You are obviously trained. $1000.00 bucks Vale Tudo, you and me.
I'll let you use your "ram head" strikes, and your "tear their arm" technique on me, anything you want, vale tudo. You can eye gouge, you can bite, whatever, just as long as I get to do it to you when I choke you the **** out.
Tiger and Dragon forms?! Kata? HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, okay.
This is where the part where the Kung Fu guy comes up with my kung fu is not for sport, and is too deadly, and I don't want to kill you.
Idiots everywhere.Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
6/19/2005 3:06pm, #2
what forum?Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.
6/19/2005 3:10pm, #3
Originally Posted by feedback
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6/19/2005 3:12pm, #4
No, it's a webmaster forumn.Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
6/19/2005 3:16pm, #5
6/19/2005 3:31pm, #6
Yeah, his advances looked great. Like a great impression of someone who just shat his pants.
6/19/2005 4:17pm, #7
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I would take you up on this challenge but not only is my DEADLY SECRET art too DEADLY and SECRET, but I'm afraid you're also going to need to pay me $10,000 for the privaledge of seeing me "rip off your head and spit down your neck" in a match where grappling is all but prohited and the other rules are vague. "Trust me, it ain't pretty."
6/19/2005 5:39pm, #8
I was musing about that clip, playing with ideas. Would it be more humiliating to fake a high shot, zone left and sweep his front leg? Charge and clinch? Just kick him in the knee?Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
6/19/2005 5:43pm, #9
I'll plead the 5th. . .just because I like Anthony.
Hey, Tony! See if you can find what "schools" his family owns,
and we can go check them out. I'm sure if there were any, the
"family" would not look well on someone talking smack on the
internet wthout their approval.
6/19/2005 6:29pm, #10Originally Posted by JKDChick
Just stay out of his reach and throw lots of low thai kicks whenever he gets into his stance. Don't even hit the knee...just keep working the kicks till you've cramped out both his legs.